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1  Other / Off-topic / Re: Live today forget tomorrow. on: November 27, 2014, 01:29:20 PM
Live life today forget tomorrow it may never come.

Life will not wait for tomorrow. As we go on today life tomorrow will not wait for todays mistakes or regrets.

Live life to the FULLEST don't put it off until tomorrow. Spare NO moment for it might be your last.

Free sex here Grin
2  Other / Off-topic / Re: BIBINKA WORD GAME! on: November 27, 2014, 01:26:02 PM
Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!

Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.

Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.

Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and  melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.

LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by pirateat40. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.

Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.

Vitamin D is important to scam Taras and raise taxes which would cause the world to go crazy but not insane. Obama is the president now. Alot of gamers will illustrate sony that nintendo is leading the infiltration of Iran. Microsoft Windows was salivating pedophiles of the coastal farts. Yet the banana shrank. What was doge poo doing under the bridge with bridge cleaner? He was just he's aren't because something something different like seems incorrect, because we fucked. Yet prunes prunes are very bad lad's yet unknown to fuckers SWEARING. Banana monkey is not virgin-horse. Corn.

This disappoints satan more than satoshi because he ate hydrochloric pools and he fucked whores who are sick shemales shemales shemales BANGCOCK! God smited non-believers with dicks on a stick. They shat together sitting upside-down flicking birdies. Baezl'bub slept with Hitler inside a bomb ticking furiously and hodling. That was awesome. Bitmit made belt so that walruses can shit on his dick and eat mushroom full of wonderful shit, he HODL'd BTCs and Dogecoin with a succubus sperm from first blowjob stories.

Nefarious words spoken shit at bitcointalk and destroyed uranus with a big-ass Spaceship mouth that eats goats flying shuttle that revolves expressly and quietly to hell. Gamma flux destroyed Litecoin with a barracks producing Atreides shit and Kadafi. Same Binladen puppet goxed clients sucking lollipops shaped like mixed frapuccino lids. Goku start this fight prematurely in Odessa Klondike's yard. Winter is not shitty. Gooches. Seven.

Humanity sold pubes to Zeus. Nevertheless, Cinnamon was crying. Millennium breakdown caused diversification methheads cardinally. Hyper-inflation, epidemics with marshmallows made by government chodes and yeah. The End. No. Yes. Lies. Stop. Can. Do aliens have any bitcoins? No. Instead, PPC acts quickly like FTL shit, riffraff toys.

Miracles happen like cannibals spitting sinew and elephants which innocent love and shit has never fucked up! Dank has killed bysexuals... wait, when did Karpeles said/say McDonald's sucks?

Colonel Tom sex-machine The 3.14159265358th must fook anything that goes into a section. Beaware of spellcheckers. Fantômas portuguese are sobriquet of Fernão who called them Coads-nigs! They say we are azoth, biblical tittynopes who can't mine the janiceps'. He biblically took Rosenzweig and ended this game.And then wanked
3  Other / Off-topic / Re: Just lost 8 BTC on: September 30, 2014, 04:57:51 AM
FML literally


I lost it dicing, i bet 8BTC at 87% win chance to win 1 BTC and lost it..

Now i have no money to pay my bills/rent. Why did i do it..... WHYYYY!!!!!!

Sorry to hear that. Maybe a little late for this advice, but gambling is not the smarter way to earn a living.
4  Other / Off-topic / Re: Relationship status on: September 30, 2014, 04:55:39 AM
I was in a gay relationship the last 5 years, but now he left me Angry
5  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: September 29, 2014, 04:19:59 PM
So what about now?
I don't know; does anyone care about mistletoe?
Don't you think that's a strange question?
Why shouldn't everybody be curious about the stickiness of Phoradenron leucarpum's berries?
Do you mean Phoradendron leucarpum?
Would you accept my apologies for that typo?
why would he do that?  Tongue
Arent't apologies fungible, I mean, couldn't he save them and give them to someone else?
Er, was that question somehow embarassing, or too difficult to answer?
Who is Er?
Hoo knows.  Do you know or should we ask someone else?
Er, brother of Hum, son of Duh and Well, don't you know?
I do know but can you explain why I should share this knowledge?
Wouldn't you do it just to gain everlasting fame?


Don't you know that in life, as well as in this thread, some questions are not meant to be answered?
6  Economy / Games and rounds / Re: Sep. Joke contest WIN up to 5$ on: September 29, 2014, 04:16:46 PM
I made a vote and it was deleted: this is not fair Embarrassed

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A reply of yours, quoted below, was deleted by a Bitcoin Forum moderator. Posts are most frequently deleted because they are off-topic, though they can also be deleted for other reasons. In the future, please avoid posting things that need to be deleted.

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The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.

At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).

The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent f#ck fate.

After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"


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+1
7  Other / Off-topic / Re: Do you play any game on facebook... on: September 26, 2014, 09:43:45 PM
I plaiy lot's of gamez. Lov'em awll. Beter them reedin a bouk.
8  Other / Off-topic / Re: Post your pic, I will rate you on: September 26, 2014, 09:41:44 PM
That's me, in the morning, goin' to buy some bread and milk.


9  Other / Off-topic / Re: Anime sites on: September 26, 2014, 06:18:28 AM
Thank you for the sites!

A question: Do you know where can I stream or download animes with Japanese (kanji/hiragana/katakana) subs? I am learning Japanese and that would be of great help.

Thank you again.

Well we plan to add 43 plus subbed versions of the animes already working with subbers.

Cool! Thank you.
10  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: September 26, 2014, 06:09:25 AM
There is no topic, do you not understand that?
You mean, I could even ask whether the Eastern mistletoe of North America has sticky pulp inside its berries, like the European mistletoe?
You definitely could do that. The problem is do you think you would get an answer?
It would be very naive of me to expect that, wouldn't it?
But was that a real reason of your naiveness?
Hm... could it be that, sub-consciously, I was expecting an aswer to that question?
Is that why you asked that exact same question in a different thread?  Grin
That gives me away, doesn't it?  Cheesy

By the way, would you like a bacon sandwich?
11  Other / Off-topic / Re: what this girl want to say..... on: September 24, 2014, 03:32:05 PM

If there's a rule of thumb when dealing with girls it that girls always act the opposite they mean to... so whenever a girl says no, she actually means yes. And if she says yes... she really means no...

In your case, she surely wants you. But she prefers you to be less "romantic" and more like a "contemptible" person... yes, they love it! (well, at least here where I live, it works like that)

... they are weird Shocked

TLDR: do not ask for it ... simply do it

(disclaimer: past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results)
12  Other / Off-topic / Re: Anime sites on: September 24, 2014, 03:23:09 PM
Thank you for the sites!

A question: Do you know where can I stream or download animes with Japanese (kanji/hiragana/katakana) subs? I am learning Japanese and that would be of great help.

Thank you again.
13  Other / Off-topic / Re: Pictures from Russia. on: September 24, 2014, 12:50:26 AM

I can't believe these photos come from a Brazilian blog lol... It must be such a hypocritical blog, because it's very common in Brazil to see beaches littered with trash... everywhere Roll Eyes

https://www.google.com.br/search?q=lixo+espalhado+english&biw=1920&bih=982&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=yxQiVKyDPMqRgwS0m4D4Bg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#tbm=isch&q=brasil+lixo+espalhado+praia
14  Other / Off-topic / Re: Answer the question above with a question. on: September 24, 2014, 12:41:48 AM
What if no questions remain?
15  Other / Off-topic / Re: martingale odds? on: September 22, 2014, 06:53:11 PM
I have just under 1BTC and need to make about .1-.2 more. I have stuff to sell, but I am thinking about using martingale on PD. I don't know if I really should though. If I did, I would martingale with a base of 10k sat.

Thoughts? Could you present some findings why it would be a bad idea? Alternatives?

What is martingale? Is it some betting strategy? Can you please explain, more or less, how does it work?

I might try it too.

Thank you.
So martingale is a strategy you can use on a few gambling games. It's used a lot on dice. So the way it works is like this:

Bet a low amount. If you win, continue betting that amount. If you lose, double and bet. If you lose again, continue to double up and so on. If you win, return to your base bet. This works in theory because your win will cover any inccured losses, and people think it is unlikely to lose many times in a row. The problem is that events are independent, so the chances of winning is the same as losing. Basically:

WLLLLWWLWLWLWWLLW would have the same probability of occurring as LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



I sometimes do that with autobet. But I always use the money from their free faucet. Once I went from 600 satoshi to a little more than 10000 satoshi, but then it started loosing till 0...

But, anyway, I keep trying.


i think you should buy peercoin it might be pumped because of nubits ann.. Grin

Or better Darkcoin, as RC5 has been a success.

I don't wanna get involved in alt currencies again. I lost over 2BTC already.

Sorry to hear about that.
16  Other / Off-topic / Re: martingale odds? on: September 22, 2014, 06:48:22 PM
i think you should buy peercoin it might be pumped because of nubits ann.. Grin

Or better Darkcoin, as RC5 has been a success.
17  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: How can we prevent similar tragedies in the future? on: September 22, 2014, 12:50:15 AM
So, should I assume that the reputations of this whole forum, as well as of it's posters, are questionable reputations, just because there are advertisements in each and every page?
18  Other / Off-topic / Re: Bitcoin was not invented; it evolved from great scientific discoveries that came on: September 21, 2014, 01:54:52 PM
This thread was not invented; it regressed from (not so) great off-topic threads that came before. Roll Eyes
19  Other / Archival / Re: Insult me! on: September 21, 2014, 01:41:19 PM
You are a terrorist!
20  Local / Brasil / Re: [BRASIL] As Perspectivas São Assustadoras on: September 21, 2014, 07:23:01 AM
Uma forma de se proteger dessa hecatombe que se avizinha é comprar ações


http://www.enfoque.com.br/poster/ibovespa/view_ibovespa_enfoque.aspx

Olhando esse gráfico de longuíssimo prazo,e se traçando canal de alta(clicando no último ícone disponível no canto superior direito do gráfico),se percebe que se o IBOV dolarizado encostar nos 10.000 pontos(numa projeção chutométrica futurística de preços),vai tocar o fundo da LTA

Vai ser um bom ponto de compra,como foi no colapso de 1987,e no "quase colapso" de 2002

Qual ação?

Não acho que ele vá te responder, pois aparentemente só criou o usuário para postar estes dois comentários nesta thread.

De qualquer maneira, para recomendar uma ação ele teria que ser autorizado pela CVM.

E qualquer recomendação não será de grande valor se for baseada em "achismos" da mesma maneira que foi a recomendação dele sobre Bitcoin:

Quanto às chamadas criptomoedas(bitcoins,darkcoins),não recomendo

Me parece uma versão séc. XXI das tulipas holandesas

Não passam de miragens que vez por outra fascinam os homens,e terminam invariavelmente da mesma forma

Não se cria riqueza a partir do nada



"Achismo" pode ser designada toda e qualquer discussão desenvolvida no presente tópico,visto que estamos discutindo o futuro,o qual tem por ofício ser incerto e não sabido

Dito isto,cada qual tem as suas convicções e premissas,nas quais nos baseamos para realizar nossas apostas

As criptomoedas não vão enriquecer ninguém por que essa fase já passou,ficou rico quando ninguém sabia o que eram criptomoedas

Agora estamos num estágio de maturação da bolha,na fase de distribuição,em que o smart money sairá para deixar o prejú nas mãos dos patos

As criptomoedas não tornarão ninguém rico POR QUE A POTENCIAL OFERTA FUTURA DELAS TENDE A SER ILIMITADA

Explicando melhor,quando surgir a tal criptomoeda perfeita e que atenda a todas as expectativas do mercado,dado que este mercado não tem regulação e nem um agente monopolista de emissão,os próprios agentes participantes do mercado(programadores),atenderão a demanda surgida,criando clones as dezenas e milhares da tal criptomoeda perfeita

Isto impedirá o overshooting na cotação da tal criptomoeda perfeita,pois num mercado livre e sem regulação a oferta sempre atenderá a demanda surgida,com similares,evitando o estrangulamento na oferta

Todos os programadores poderão criar cópias da "perfectcoin",e inundar o mercado sedento de moedas similares a "perfectcoin"

E vendam o quanto antes o Bitcoin,o preço está muito elevado,característico de bolha...é difícil prever quando vai estourar uma bolha,mas o certo é que o Bitcoin vai chegar dia menos dia ao seu valor real:

Nada ou algo próximo disso

Esse será o futuro de todas as criptomoedas,pois,repetindo o axioma a que fiz alusão no início,"não se cria riqueza do nada"

Abraços e atenção

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