I live in da veeery dangerous place, ya know. There are less moonshiners in ma village every day. So, I started to collect thez bitcoinz, and many people are already looks at me very aggresive, ya see. So I want to secure maself from them. So, i will buy yor programm for sure.

This is a little surprising but I suppose it's a necessary evil in order to keep the information sufficiently obscure to keep out non-serious users.