Still nothing....

Still awaiting my payout for this:

http://www.bitcoinsports.eu/inv/a07bb

Bump. Prices updated in OP. PM me with what you want and I'll give you a btc address. I ship within 1 business day.

Yes I do. http://zimbabwedollars.net is my site, feel free to PM me what you want from there and I'll translate the price to BTCs. The prices in my OP may be slightly inaccurate.

Bump! Still have plenty of these.

If you think you have good oral hygiene and don't regularly tongue scrape - think again. You'll know exactly what I mean the first time you use one of these. The amount of shit the builds up on your tongue every day is unbelievable, and no amount of scrubbing with a toothbrush will be as effective as these things.

The plastic/bristled tongue cleaners you see at drug stores suck compared to these, stainless steel is really the way to go. Also, unlike a toothbrush, these will last for ever. In fact, I guarantee you will never need to replace this tongue cleaner unless you lose it. Seriously, you could die with this thing.

This is a simple but extremely effective tool. Honestly, once you start using them you will never stop. You will wonder how you ever talked to people, how you ever kissed people, how you ever lived before tongue scraping.

How will this life changing tool cost you? 100 btc? 50btc? 10btc?

NO

1btc for your tongue cleaner shipped anywhere in the US

Add .5 btc for international shipping.



Will come with no package, as shown, with some printed instructions. Obviously unused and clean, just wash with soap and water before use, or boil if you're really paranoid.

PM me if you're interested

Nah, like I said in the OP, I reserve the right to not sell it, but to some degree it could be treated as an auction. To save time, I guess I'll throw out there that I won't entertain any offers less than 20btcs, but I'll most likely sell if it surpasses that level.

Thanks anyway though!

I own the domain name bitcoins.cc

If you happen to be interested in this, please post bids below. I may or may not accept any offers, but I'm not looking to get a TON of money for this so don't be afraid to throw something out there.

Good day to you sirs.

Yeah I also want to know this. Pretty crazy.

Bump, still have plenty of these!

Alright, everything's that's been won/payed for has been shipped!

I contacted you!

Going to sleep now (3:50am here), but I'll send all these out in the morning.

Haha, I wish, that would be awesome! I do have some Yugoslav Dinar 500 Billions, and soon I'll have more of those denominations. I'll update the OP with info on them tomorrow.

Also I think I need your address, as well as well as Chemicalbro's.

Thanks all for participating in the contest! Your notes will be shipped tomorrow!

Congrats guys! Just make sure to PM/email me your address and I'll get those out to you tomorrow.

If you could respond here when they arrive that'd be great.

Still have 3 50 Trillions to give away!

Awesome service, thanks for this!

Welcome fellow bitcoiners. I am selling Zimbabwean banknotes. Searches show me that these are sold sporadically around here and I'm sure many of you guys, being exotic currency buffs, know about these, but for those who don't, during the 2000s, Zimbabwe went through some pretty bad hyperinflation which culminated in the printing numerous successively larger bills. In 2006 the Central Bank of Zimbabwe released a new currency slashing 3 zeros from the old one. This happened again in 2008, this time 10 more zeros were slashed, resulting in the new series, which I bring to you here, which ultimately reached the 100 Trillion denomination.

You can read more about this here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_Zimbabwe

To be clear, these are officially worthless as the Zimbabwean government abandoned their use in favor of foreign currencies. But they still have value for collectors.

They make great bookmarks, tips, and gifts! Great to always have one in the wallet.

To buy a stuff from me, PM or email me. Include your name and shipping address, and what you'd like to order.

Other Stuff:

• Shipping is free for all US orders. Add for shipping to Canada,    for shipping anywhere else.
• I ship things out fast, all orders will be in the mail within one business day.
• All note's are from the "Third Zimbabwe Dollar", the series which is labeled 2007 or 2008.
• Single note orders come in a semi-rigid currency holder. If you order multiple notes, you notes will come six in each holder, so if you order 5 you'll get one currency holder if you order 7 you'll get two. Additional holders are available for each.

Prices for 100 Trillion banknotes:
1 banknote:
5 banknotes:
10 banknotes:
--Will match any other price on these forums--

I also have the following denominations available (images below, all are mint condition except where otherwise noted) :
Fifty Trillion
Ten Trillion
Twenty Billion
Five Billion
One Billion
Five Hundred Million
Two Hundred Million
One Hundred Million Rare!
Fifty Million
Five Hundred Thousand
One Thousand Dollar (Circulated)
Twenty Dollar (Circulated)
Ten Dollar (Circulated)
Five Dollar (Circulated)
One Dollar

Prices for these all of these are the same, except for the $100 millions:
1 banknote:  
5 banknotes:  
10 banknotes:  

Feel free to mix and match!

You can also get One Of Each of the above listed notes for: http://(This is a 16 note set, from Z$1 - Z$100 trillion)

In order to get the ball rolling here and build some minimal trust, I will give away 1 free 100 Trillion dollar bills to the first 2 people to respond to this thread, and 1 free 50 trillion dollar bill to the following 3 people to respond after that! Just respond, confirm your spot, then PM me your address. Contest over, awards claimed.

(pictures coming soon for the 100 million and 10 billion)

Didn't read this entire thread, but I'm a regular at the something awful forums, and it's true they have an irrational hatred of bitcoins. There was a huge thread on them and a ton of people seem almost personally offended by the fact that these things exist. It was so annoying that I had to stop following it because I would make one vague claim about these being cool and 20 people would jump on me for being an idiot.

That said, the forums there are the best on the internet all things considered, and being close minded about some dorky things is just the nature of the beast there.

Great information, and a great read. Thanks!

That's horrible, good luck going forward.

The requirements (4 hours + 5 posts) really don't seem that hard to pull off, but I'm not a newbie on this stuff so I might as well use a post here to explain this!

http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=currentB&sign=ANY&type=RECV

I could authenticate on IRC if necessary to prove that's me.