Evidently I'm easily angered and I swear I just postulated this somewhere else around here.
Seriously, never present a poll that does not include a suck my dick option.
I may not be the one that punches you out but I know a guy who knows an even sicker guy who enjoys punching people in the face and I will not hesitate to point any one of them in your direction.

You were about to say something flock of seagulls?