Don't invest - stopped paying.  Paid first investment (paid 1000Doge to my 1000Doge) - Put in Bitcoin investment.  Says paid - didn't - don't invest - scam!

That's a really good price!  I might go in on that in a couple of days.

I might be a dreamer, but 1% gain per hour is reasonable if you're skilled.  I'll keep investing as long as you are wizards at the cryptocurrency market.  I'll go with you to the moon!  I mean, we're bankrolling you, so keep us in!

Oh, I think I see...  I send 0.0134 BTC and it lists 0.013 as deposit...  Well, if that's the case, and if the .013 is doubled, I think we're all willing to give a tip!

There is a service I found on Freenet that said he'd double my bitcoin in 24hr.  I tried him out with .05BTC and he sent back .1BTC.  Anyone else ever used him?  For those without freenet, this was basically his website:

Send any amount of Bitcoins 0.01min 5BTC max to 1EDibafVUYe9D34J5hnVo1nZmVZggveH9r
and we'll send back double in 24 hours.

Worked for me...