I would like to get out of here as well. I don't really have any reason other than I'm lazy to make 5 posts. I don't like forums and will rarely, if ever, post on them. I was just going to comment on a Raffle thread, that's why I was signing up.
Oh well, at least this is one post down. I suspect making people have to post 5 times is just going to lead to useless/spammy threads full of useless posts in the newbie section, no? Maybe not, I guess I have some time to go through it and see for myself.
Anyways, like I said I don't have any reason other than laziness, but I've been mining bitcoins for about a year now. I'm just more of a lurker and never felt the need for a forum account until now.