Say that to my face faggot.

Holy shit I just realized I lost my balls  , can anybody help me find them  , it's super important I get my balls back  .

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top fucker in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret fucks on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed fucks. I am trained in gorilla fucking and I'm the top fucker in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another fuck. I will wipe you the fuck out with fucking the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with fucking me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am fucking my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being fucked right now so you better prepare for the fucking, maggot. The fucking that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ass. You're fucking fucked, kid. I can fuck anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fucking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps dildos and I will use it to its full extent to fuck your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy ass fucking your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking ass hole. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fuck fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking sexy, kiddo.

(no homo)