E-Mail Treacheroso@gmail.com and I will pass your information along to our karmic accounting department, good sir!

Another Monday, another 10% to all of our fine investors.  The sayers of neigh will be quiet today!

Good sir, I have just told you exactly how to obtain the information you are seeking.  You are discussing this matter in bad faith.

Good sir, repeating your question will not change the answer.  I am happy to provide you with the information you have requested as soon as you pass a karmic interview. 

Agreed.  I am not sure why this discussion is even turning to so many off topic points.  Even were karmic banking unsustainable, which it is not, it is not against the rules of the lending sub-forum to offer unsustainable economic products.  If it were, it would be the high interest weekly non-karmic offers which would be removed, as they are truly not sustainable without the benefit of karma that has prevented any karmic bank from failing.

IKBOP should be allowed to compete on even terms with these other karmic and non-karmic institutions rather than being moved to another forum.

For the safety and security of our clients, detailed IKBOP financial information is only provided to those who have passed the karmic interview process.  Serious potential investors who have passed the interview can review these records prior to making any financial commitment to the bank as a further illustration of our honest and trustworthy nature.


I have forwarded your information so the process may begin.


Please do not harass my good fellow karmic businessman Mr. Dank.  Both of our proud financial institutions are cornerstones of honesty and good dealings in the community, unlike the many failed non-Karmic institutions which litter in ruin the economic landscape.

Pony investment is entirely sustainable with proper knowledge and insight at the investment venues.  As I have stated, it is simple fact that no Bitcoin karmic bank has ever failed, while many such facilities without karmic insurance have.  Karmic banks are the safest bet in Bitcoin.

Greetings Potential Investors!

All is well in the land of IKBOP.  I have returned from my vacation and all payments were automatically made on Monday despite the many challenges of doing business midst the terrible Hurricane Sandy in Lower Manhattan where our corporate headquarters are located. 

Delivery of toasters will be delayed as we have decided to donate the current stock on hand to the hurricane Sandy relief efforts.  We have received new investment of 250 BTC this week.

We are still searching for a new Head Teller, your applications are welcome.

Here is some art Twlight Sparkle has prepared.  Twilight Sparkle was inspired by the work Guernica by Pablo Picasso, a masterpiece of art which illustrated in stunning detail the essence of the suffering resulting from modern warfare.  Twilight Sparkle has created a similar work to illustrate the grave nature of the human tragedy of hurricane Sandy and the devastation the storm left in it's wake.

I can assure you that Capn Noe is an honest and karmicly balanced individual worthy of your trust.

That would be incredibly bad karma, good sir.  I do not believe that at all.  Though we engage in some friendly back and forth with our competitors we are all believers in the value of karma and using influence in such a manner would be bad karma and a risk to our fine financial institutions. 

It is simple inarguable fact, no karmic bitcoin bank has ever failed to meet their financial obligations.  We have found the way to guarantee security, and karmic business is the wave of the future in the bitcoin world. 

You replied to my assertion regarding the long and prosperous history of karmic banking on these forums.  No karmic bitcoin bank has ever scammed customers or failed to pay their obligations.  This is pure and unarguable fact.

Why would we risk our own personal karma to steal?  It makes no sense. 

pirate?  non-karmic.  nefario? non-karmic.  Bruce Wagner?  non-karmic.  Zhou Tong?  non-karmic.

Our model has found such instant success because it is honest and dependable and it works. 

You are mistaken, good sir, we are not the first karmic bank on these forums.  In fact, the bulk of our business model is based on market research on the positive aspects of the business model of our chief competitor in the field.  

That is a nonsense claim, our clients are quite happy and have always been paid on time.  Karmic banking has a long and prosperous history on these forums and no karmic bank has ever failed like the many non-karmicly insured firms have.

Many people at our bank are also good fans of this program, they have mentioned it before.  I am not sure what you are trying to suggest.

Oh?  What difference would that be?  I'm not familiar with either program.

You are holding a grudge against our firm for no apparent reason and your opinions are biased and invalid.

I am told the program enjoys wide appeal among periphery demographics.

Our many customers are all we care for, your views are not relevant to this at all. 

I did not name the bank, good sir.  Bank Owner Twilight Sparkle, an aficionado of a television program known as "My Little Pony - Friendship Is Magic" has named the bank.  Regardless, you appear to be using a slang dictionary, the actual definition of the word pony is widely and truly known.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pony

a : a small horse; especially : one of any of several breeds of very small stocky animals noted for their gentleness and endurance
b : a bronco, mustang, or similar horse of the western United States
c : racehorse —usually used in plural

Given our investment areas I think it is quite clear what we mean.  Thank you for your time.

Pay will be negotiated with the applicant. 


Dear Sir, we have many fine customers.  You seem to be holding a grudge against our bank for some reason, nothing is to stop you from requesting a karmic interview and becoming the newest member of our banking family.