*humhumhahumhahahaHAhummm*


We would like to try some of these "sugar pills" we have heard so much about.

Perhaps the noise level in your nice warm avian luxury apartment homes would drop, if your tenants did not have to use their primary loud flying engines to travel to their stimulants breakfasts every morning?

We are very confident that we can come to an agreement that will cause no more damage to Friend-and-Heat-Source Maria's mental health.

The speakers on all ships in the area begin to emit a soft humming noise. Though barely audible to ordinary human ears, anyone with genetic or cybernetic hearing upgrades would immediately notice the new sound...

...if the speakers weren't also emitting other sounds at full volume on loop.

A few tiny specks of green light flicker brighter than the rest of the surrounding stars as they drift towards the BAS Satoshi and the Sharden ship.

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If someone notices the lights and tries to investigate:

Long-range sensors (when functional) will discover that each speck has a physical light source and a small amount of mass, but no power source, no engines, no weapons or shields, no signs of life. It might be a fleet of expertly-cloaked warships, or it might be harmless space debris.

This is obviously some sort of trick to make the other side's army look bigger, but there's no way to tell if the lights are armed or harmless unless one gets near a short-range sensor. (Luckily, they do seem to be floating this way.)

The Sharden thoughtreaderizer (when functional) hears:

* SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR NEW FRIENDS MIGHT HAVE SUGAR NEW FRIENDS MUST HAVE SUGAR NEW FRIENDS WILL GIVE SUGAR ONLY ENEMIES HOARD SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR SO HUNGRY MUST MAKE NEW FRIENDS WITH SUGAR MUST NOT STAB NEW FRIENDS WITH POINTY BEAK AND TAKE THEIR SUGAR SUGAR SUGAR *

* HELLO SOUR SHARDEN FRIENDS YOU SHOULD HAVE EXTINCTED US WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE BEFORE WE MUTATED US UP THE SUPERBEAKS HAHAHA NEED SUGAR *

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Bitcoin: No matter how crazy your idea is, someone else is already making a profit on it. 

We are a swarm of deadly space hummingbirds.

We would like to be whitelisted so that we can attack the BAS Satoshi and steal their sugar make friendly diplomatic advances towards the BAS Satoshi and their sugar.

Hello. We are a swarm of deadly space hummingbirds.

We like sugar.

How do we buy sugar with bitcoins?