so you guys are saying alright I should convert my BTC to real money and invest it? Because I mean bitcoin here is worth a fucking lot (because first we convert BTC to dolar and convert dolar to my coin, which will generate a fucking profit!), but where should I invest? I go in a bank or something?

lol

Hi, most of these sites, no ALL of these sites that offer things like 100x your bitcoins and are fake and stuff.

Well on real life you can invest your money and stuff, but here I got bitcoin, and how can I invest it?

Sorry for being so newbie btw  but I didn't found this anywhere