Oh god I forgot about btcjam, I don't even know what I did with the Bitcoins I was drunk. -__-

I'll pay them back when I can.

Sorry closed.

Yeah, I didn't expect people to invest but I'm going to give proof that I can make profit with my own Bitcoins and then I would begin with small investments.

I can't seem to be able to locate "investment opportunity" when I try to change the topic, would it go under "Economy - Services" or "Economy - Lending" or something?

I've been researching the Bitcoin currency and other cryptocurrencies and I've found ways to make profit through certain investments; of course no investment is 100% secure but it's mostly secure. I have used these methods myself and have indeed profited; one time a managed a 60% profit within a week (although I can't always generate those results).

And so I have decided to open a project for others to invest; I guarantee that profit will happen most of the time. Gaining profit from other people's investments does no harm to me, doesn't require extra work and is only a minor hassle so I've decided to keep the amount of profit I keep very low; only 5%, the rest is yours.

So if you are willing to invest you can send your Bitcoins to 1MStJtp21Q4XZVtrq293Kgdkwts3yyWf5m (please do not send less than BTC0.01 otherwise the amount will be sent back to you with a loss of withdrawal fees). Any profit generated will be sent back to the same address of payment, thank you all.

$16.00

Aha fair enough, I don't really like Paypal though.

Payment has been sent Lethn, did you receive the BTC0.01?

I liked the page, thank you; http://btc.to/8oj

Not sure if too late or not but here's my address; 14LjNTXmjAkC9FQBQiPVGABbiTDRGkntqq

Merry Christmas everyone!

Aha, merry Christmas.

This is a very good answer.

I should have the BTC0.01 sometime tomorrow or the next and it's yours, message me your Bitcoin address.

Reply why you love Bitcoins; the best answer gets BTC0.01. 

So far 2 people have signed up yet haven't emailed me (or messaged me on the forums) with their username and Bitcoin address; please do otherwise I can not credit you.

If you need a Bitcoin address you can open up a wallet here; https://blockchain.info/wallet/new
If you have an Android device you can install Bitcoinspinner and use it as your Bitcoin wallet; https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.miracleas.bitcoin_spinner&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsImNvbS5taXJhY2xlYXMuYml0Y29pbl9zcGlubmVyIl0

What do you mean?

Sorry I've already applied it to my Amazon account.

I should be getting another around next month, would you still be interested then?

I'll put it on Bitmit though because of Escrow.

I already applied the giftcode to my Amazon account, sorry!

What are the fees on Bitcoinspinnier? I might get it since I have an Android device.

Oh yeah I love Blackchain.info too.

They gave me BTC0.02 for tweeting them but I gambled it and lost it, aha.

Thank you everyone for the answers!