**Strictly for the discerning**
 Sometimes we all need friends to talk to. I am SalGandalf, I provide certain "cyber services" as one might from a friend. Got a phone that needs unlocking? I've got you. Silly you sent a dick pic to your girl's best friend and need it deleted off her DM? I've got you. Need to quietly make some side money from short term investments? I've got you.
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