Hmmm i have no idea how to mine effectively and want the bitcoins now

If i want get bitcoins the most anonymous way possible, buying a moneypak card and then purchasing bitcoins from a person who accepts moneypak is the way to go as long as they are trustworthy. Am I right?

Thats the way im most probably going to do it, I just dont know whos the best person is that accepts money pak. Please help

I certainly would use this if it were to be made