Bitcoin has been going up as of recent. I'm sure this is just a joke.

I've booked many hotel reservations. I can do one for you right now OP. Here's some proof.
https://gyazo.com/07a0dc143caa76852c7a2d3a8bbef95c
https://gyazo.com/6d876b56c32ac15a5d582d49708e555b
https://gyazo.com/f6c6e5ff4853a5685f09dfea520fe3ba
On the last one, I cancelled upon request. If you need more proof, I'd be glad to show you. I also booked airline tickets
https://gyazo.com/680afd337454b2aa19f4a29882feb6e8
https://gyazo.com/e18242c57d7f110b0e0f9bdac935ea2a
https://gyazo.com/c10a770e4c6dd365025dd01c18a8b301

Op, I have an iPhone 5s Space Gray 16GB Factory Unlocked by Verizon. No scratches, looks brand new. But looks like you've already got offers for less than retail value. If I were you, I'd just wait until the new iPhone comes out. That's when all the old ones are cheaper.

There are tons of Bitcoin ATMs out there. Use https://coinatmradar.com/ to check where they are

I'm not sure about setting up one though. I'm sure you'd have to check with your state to see the legalities of such a thing.

Ah. Thanks for the update. I'm still wondering what happened. They didn't give any notice or information about why it's down. Possibly a DDoS attack.

I've been trying to access http://virwox.com/ all day. Seems like it's had a connectivity issue, but with all of these websites going offline recently not sure what to think. Thoughts?