Hey guys,

Just finished covering for my buddy coins69, you know sometimes he likes to go on benders and can go mia from projects from time to time.  Speaking of benders I once saw this show where a guy started making meth in a desert because he had cancer and then told his wife that he was naked because he was in some sort of fugue state.  Sounded reasonable to me and I have been using that to get out of doing work.  Mostly been getting by selling plasma and blood on the "open market," which provides enough money for me to keep playing dash dice (going to win one of these days!).  Also had a huge windfall from the hlm team taking me in.  I once found a bird outside my window that had rammed into the glass so hard it had a broken wing, I brought him inside and nursed him back to health.  Unfortunately, after the fact I realized it was retarded and there was no way for it to pay me back.  Sparrow stew is quite nutrient rich!  Anyways need to get back to slack, I am sure there are some fires to put out and if I am going to float on my name recognition then I ought to get in there and let everyone see me and all the work I am doing.

MY DREAMS OF A DECENTRALIZED GEORGEM HAVE BEEN REALIZED!

Wait, you've seen georgen's spaghetti code? You're probably lying.

I've been here for one whole decade, and there has been no substantial progress aside from a stupid (yet pretty) paper wallet! My 2 cents donation did nothing to help georgen develop the single servicenode that I foresaaw when I helped write the whitepaper.  

Though, if there is spaghetti code.. my spreadfiat could have been worth a lot. If you all want to donate to me you can...

https://memegenerator.net/instance/71516503

How dare you fool the people into believing you're actually doing development!

I sent you 2 cents and that didn't speed up development? We've been waiting for a paper wallet for a whole decade now.

I bought into the vision of a centralized masternode system and you have only delivered a photo of a stupid paper wallet!

Glad I sold my spreadfiat not too long ago