Now I am talking to the future me!!!LOL
How do I know you are the future me? Ok I will ask you a question that only me know the answer. What was the name of my first girlfriend?
Girlfriend?
Now you are just kidding ourselves. With a head like ours we couldnt even stomach giving ourselves a hand job.
p.s. I can no longer address stupider historic me directly for fear of altering the timeline & good to see you didn't deny the sodomy, admitting it is the first step.