Your sales pitch is lazy and you don't write like anyone I'd ever consider hiring to write for me. What you're writing, I'm sure, are generic shitposts that every foreigner writes around here and that add absolutely zero value to the forum. Take this offer and shove it where the sun don't shine.
Bro, nobody cares what you think.
I'm gonna go ahead and close this service because I'm tired of the threats and spam that i'm getting in my pm.