[Total Supply:]

“SWAP” and "DDOS" tokens
Cause the Ethereum network is currently fucking shit.
So... Let's make it shittier. lol

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SWAP Specs:
Total Supply: 1,200,000 SWAP
Static Token Address: 0x1200830AEf9deD0b33F8c53bBb189738f3e3E1E4
Token Symbol: SWAP
Token Decimals: 4

DDOS Specs:
Initial Supply: 1,000,000
*Emissions will vary based on swap, no max supply*

First Token Address: 0xCdA1bBE093D7174e1f54bD48ED4FF165D5e982Be
Token Symbol: DDOS
Decimals: 0

After conducting a ‘successful’ token swap on one of my other projects;
I realized that the Ethereum network is currently a piece of shit.
“Revolutionary” but it still sucks for the time being.

As a sign of “protest” or whatever tf you want to call it, I made a DDOS and a SWAP token.
Let me explain:

The SWAP tokens will be sold in a quick crowdsale, and will be the administrative stakeholders in deciding when to swap the DDOS tokens, and some other admin shit.
DDOS tokens:

• can be earned from bounties
• can be purchased from our site (later on)
• purchased from the exchange (when it’s listed, don’t ask)
• can be “mined” (if you want to call it that) from your browser with a JavaScript page rape on your computer (coming soon)

Swaps explained:
Basically we take the previous state of balances, create a new updated token contract, and swap the old tokens for the new ones.
This basically shits on the network traffic, and takes hours just to transfer like 1000 balances.

DDOS Airdrop List is now Closed!
100 DDOS tokens to first 1000 people.
Will record your addresses, then sending them in bulk later.
That way even the airdrop shits on the ETH network.
PM me your address.

You can ask questions below, feel free to fucking blow up this ANN post for no reason.
Probably do the airdrop of DDOS in a few days, I’ll announce that later.
Details for the SWAP crowdsale will be made available after the DDOS airdrop.

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