So I tried to "cheap" it on the transaction fee when sending to Coinbase. My transaction has been stuck for 7 days with zero confirmations. I read a few articles on how to get a child transaction to pick up a larger TX fee for the parent, but frankly, it was so confusing I wanted to drop acid, curl up in the corner and cry.

I sent funds from a warm wallet on Blockchain.info, if that helps.

Do I have any solution?
Do I just have to wait until some mastermind figures out BTC is a train wreck right now and needs to be overhauled on TX fees and wait times?

Any suggestions, help or references would be greatly appreciated.

Ch3m