It is the 1st of April today and we're getting nothing less than the best dose of people/websites fooling around for the day. From theymos fooling around by adding a lot of new categories to individual profiles on the forum like Politeness, Imagination and much more.

CoinMarketCap decided to pull their ace up from their sleeve today on an inauspicious day and delivered nothing less than a top quality meme by showing conversions in 'LAMBOS'  
Did some basic calculations and found out that they priced 1 LAMBO at approximately $200k and all the conversions make the site look sick overall after clicking on the lambo.

EDIT : HERE is an archive of the page so we can remember have a good laugh anytime later.

Looking for someone to fill this loan for me.

Loan amount : 0.03 BTC
Repayment amount : 0.033 BTC
Interest : 10%
Term length : 7 days

Collateral : My Bitcointalk account. I successfully participated in Enigma Catalyst's signature campaign for the full 3 weeks it ran and they are yet to payout their Enigma tokens [70 ECAT/week ($42) * 3] which will be 210 ECAT tokens ($126). If I default on this loan, you get to keep my Bitcointalk account + you can provide your Ethereum address to receive the ECAT tokens for yourself.
Spreadsheet Link - Confirms that I was 'to be paid' during all 3 weeks.
Campaign manager Woshib confirming that the tokens are yet to be paid and instructions will follow

I will provide any more information if at all required.

Really hoping someone will fill this loan for me.