So I'm trying to verify my 3.3.4 installer like a good little bitcoiner and keep running into stupid + weird problems.

Discussing the electrum.org/#download page ->

When I try to grab ThomasV's public key from the top link, I get shunted to some login page for analytics.sumptuouscaptial.com.

When I try to grab ThomasV' public key from the bottom link I get some weird key - in addition to the usual ThomasV key with the verified fingerprint another certificate called "Animazing@gmail.com" comes up with a totally different print.

I'm definitely looking at electrum.org.

When I actually try to decrypt the sig file with the installers, I always get

"Kleopatra: COuld not open file <> for reading: input/output error (218136625)"

I'm getting this result from like 3 versions of Kleopatra including the latest.

What in the world am I doing wrong?