Since my previous outreach program failed miserably, might as well go here before my charitable mood dies out. 
Same conditions as that thread.  First 5 people to post with a valid Bitcoin address get 0.5 BTC apiece. I trust you all not to abuse my generosity, and accounts under 20 posts will be heavily scrutinized for that reason. 

I promise to deliver the funds, but please allow me 12-24 hours to do so.

-Ricochet