We all know that the Elongated Muskrat pumps DogeCoin on Twitter. That's not news. We know his tweets rock the market - that's not news, either. We also know that a single wallet holds ~28% of all DogeCoin (about $2.6 billion at current prices, though the coin is so volatile that you'll need to recalculate the account's value every five minutes). I loaded the entire DogeCoin blockchain into a SQL database and found that the Whale Wallet transferred money to an obscure charity just as Musk tweeted about donating to that charity.

You take the blue pill: The story ends, you wake up in your bed, and you can believe whatever you want to believe. You can choose to believe that the optimal financial strategy involves pouring your savings into a meme-based cryptocurrency hyped by an eccentric billionaire (who, incidentally, was fined $20 million by the SEC in 2018 for manipulating stock prices via Twitter). You can choose to believe that a man capable of controlling cryptocurrency prices and earning billions from price fluctuations has passed up this opportunity for profit out of the goodness of his heart. You can even choose to believe that reading stale memes constitutes “due diligence”, and that Snoop Dogg, Jake Paul, and assorted TikTok celebrities make for excellent financial advisors.

You take the DOGE pill: You stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the muskrat-hole goes.

DogeWhistle.com

EDIT: You all don't like visiting external sites. That's fine - I'll add some content from my site here.

The transaction IDs linking the Whale Wallet to GiveDirectly, a small charity Musk contributed to:

Step 1: 3cdf109ae7265608c2f91e833a682aac06601e6fe5a0155255ffc8a98a772a21
Step 2: e8fc9c76b678ac3cd50978fb4b14684c41e018f3dbdd23e3ed9e79e36ea17f98
Step 3: 800f13d8cf5e114f85b3891c48b91359b6951e737735a7393a7ab285dcfcba0c
Step 4: 928593f49999db4a4d73db7388de397a650d9e7692970802ec0c41c1c09a9c22

Flow chart (follow the yellow Doge, Neo):

SQL query proving the link:

SQL query proving that a statistically-improbable number of transactions include "69" and "420":

Musk's fascination with "69" and "420":

Please do read the site before commenting "u hav no proofs...where r the proofs?". I agree this evidence isn't 100% rock-solid, but I think it's strong overall.