Later on I bought a new computer, and copied the wallet files over, thinking if/when I got back into Bitcoin, I could just restore the wallet and carry on. Boy was I wrong. Everything is asking for a password now, and nothing will load without one.
This is what I have:
FILES:
wallet.dat
multibit-xxxxxxxxxxxxx.wallet
multibit-xxxxxxxxxxxxx.info
multibit.wallet
multibit.key
multibit.info
Plus all the install files. About the only thing I don't have from 2014 are the blocks, which I'm downloading from the servers now.
I have tried following the steps to move the wallet into Electrum, but nothing seems to work.
I've tried installing Bitcoin Core again, but there's no option to open a wallet file from inside the GUI. I went into the directory and replaced the wallet.dat file with mine and restarted Bitcoin Core, but nothing changed. There are no .wallet or .key files to replace.
I'm suuuuper confused as to what I should do? Can anyone explain to me how to fix this? Preferably like I'm five?
Finally got access to my bitcoin wallet. Thanks everyone for the help!
Here's the accompanying thread where the bulk of my discoveries were made, for any future Google searchers.
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5330885.0