You are gone from the bitcoin forums but not forgotten. I shall wear a ghost dad avatar as mourning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VezdztttY2U

This is pretty damning.

It tasted like a pumpkin pie in liquid form.

There's Bitcoin classic, Solidcoin, IXcoin, Namecoin, any coin you can think of. Which one is the most likely to gain widespread acceptance and which has the best distribution system and difficulty scaling?