Hello everyone!
I am thinking of opening a new service called the BitBank!
Essentially, it is a 24/7 online "bank" for bitcoin services.
If we open, we will offer:
Physical Bitcoins in Paper "checks" or metal "coins"
Exchange from Money Order to BTC
A free lottery you can enter, where the jackpot is 1 BTC
Secure storage for your Physical bitcoins in our fireproof safes, free when you buy a physical BTC
And Some other custom services.

OK, lets say I buy some paper bitcoin "checks" (No, I haven't yet).
The "checks" have no BTC on them, as of the time I buy them.
They have a private key.
How do I deposit bitcoins to a private key?
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The site is PrintCoins if you need the site name for more info.

EDIT:
Never mind, I solved it.

Hello everyone!
Anyone who needs help "mining" (getting free bitcoins in exchange for processing power), Please feel free to PM me.
I am running a "pool" (group of miners) where you get 99% of the profit. The other 1% goes to the ASPCA to buy food and shelter for animals.
To get started you need:
A good GPU (ATI is best)
You can also mine with your CPU, but GPU is way more effective
You also need a internet connection with unlimited time per month.
PM me to join my pool and/or to get started mining.

How to physical bitcoins work?
Do they cost more than digital BTC?
Do they have any value in the metal?
Thanks.

I've heard you can buy gold and silver with BTC? Anyone tried this? Did it work? How fast was it?
Thanks.

Hey everyone.
I'm new, so please don't be mean to me.
My name's Jordon and I love animals (mostly dogs).
I mine for bitcoins using my CPU (I don't have an ATI graphics card).
I am giving my mining profits to the ASPCA to buy food, shelter, and toys for stray cats and dogs.
If you want to join my mining pool and help out, you can PM me for the link. 99% of your mining profits go to you and 1% goes to the ASPCA. Or you can send me some BTC directly and I will donate them. PM me.
On a final note, I also love computers. I am building my own mining rig/gaming computer. It's going to have 2 Intel Xeon processors and a lot of RAM. My current Hash Rate is about 3.08 MH/S. I hope my mining rig will have a better Hash Rate.
Thanks for reading,
Jordon.