JP Morgan Coin
As you all know JPM has been struggling ever since we lost Bernie Madoff as a customer and got slammed with huge fines for money laundering.
This is about to change! We are now introducing our own scam: JPM Coin
Pegged 1:1 to USD
Backed by fractional reserve banking
Printable unlimited supply
FAQ:
How do I get these tokens?
By giving us your money, you will get these tokens we create from thin air in return.
Will this inflate the money supply?
Yes.
Is it safe and secure?
No.
Welcome to the future of cryptocurrencies!
PS: Bit Coin is a fraud!!!
As you all know JPM has been struggling ever since we lost Bernie Madoff as a customer and got slammed with huge fines for money laundering.
This is about to change! We are now introducing our own scam: JPM Coin
Pegged 1:1 to USD
Backed by fractional reserve banking
Printable unlimited supply
FAQ:
How do I get these tokens?
By giving us your money, you will get these tokens we create from thin air in return.
Will this inflate the money supply?
Yes.
Is it safe and secure?
No.
Welcome to the future of cryptocurrencies!
PS: Bit Coin is a fraud!!!