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CME Gearing Up to Launch Bitcoin Volatility Futures Independent From BTC’s Price CME's upcoming futures product will track whether the market thinks the price of Bitcoin is about to swing wildly or stay steady. https://decrypt.co/366894/cme-launch-bitcoin-volatility-futures-independent-btc-priceCME Group to Launch Bitcoin Volatility Futures Contracts CHICAGO, May 5, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- CME Group, the world's leading derivatives marketplace, today announced plans to expand its digital asset suite with the launch of Bitcoin Volatility futures on June 1, pending regulatory review. These first-of-their-kind regulated futures contracts will allow investors to more precisely manage their market and portfolio positions by isolating their volatility risks from price direction.
"Crypto market participants are seeking regulated products that provide opportunities to gain digital assets exposure when markets move," said Giovanni Vicioso, Global Head of Cryptocurrency Products at CME Group. "With our new Bitcoin volatility futures, traders will be able to invest or hedge against the future volatility of bitcoin, allowing them to access a critical new layer of risk management." https://www.cmegroup.com/media-room/press-releases/2026/5/05/cme_group_to_launchbitcoinvolatilityfuturescontracts.html
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Aave Fights to Unfreeze $71 Million as Kelp DAO Hack Spills Into Court A case making its way through a U.S. federal court could decide whether funds recovered after a hack can be diverted away from users.
Aave is asking a federal court in New York to unblock about $71 million in crypto frozen on the Arbitrum network, arguing the money belongs to its users, not to a hacker that plaintiffs claim is tied to North Korea, setting up a clash between DeFi recovery efforts and creditors seeking to enforce long-standing judgments against the country. https://decrypt.co/366744/aave-unfreeze-71m-arbitrum-kelp-dao-hack
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We're still buying. Although I'm not happy to see a bearish trend, it allows me to perform controlled DCA in small amounts.
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Merry Christmas!I've been hospitalized for a gallstone attack (gallbladder), and it seems I'll have to have my gallbladder removed next year to avoid further problems. Everything is fine.
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"Yearn Finance’s yETH Suffers Major Hack, Attackers Send $3M ETH to Tornado Cash"
DeFi platform Yearn Finance’s yETH product was hit by an unlimited minting of tokens on Monday, draining the entire yETH pool in a single transaction. Balancer DeFi protocol attack tops the list of major exploits in November, marking one of 2025’s largest DeFi security breaches. The platform lost over $116 million in a sophisticated cross-chain exploit that affected multiple blockchains. About $135 million was lost in DeFi incidents, followed by $29.8 million drained in exchange hacks, CertiK data noted. https://www.tradingview.com/news/cryptonews:7ed124638094b:0-yearn-finance-s-yeth-suffers-major-hack-attackers-send-3m-eth-to-tornado-cash/Fuck shitcoins and their protocols.
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 For easier reading and navigating: Updated timeline with a scrollbar and mouse wheel scroll, making it much more comfortable to navigate. (In the next update, this format will allow for a much broader and more detailed timeline, including dates prior to Bitcoin.) https://www.wohats.com/2025/11/bitcoin-timeline.html
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"Crypto Exchange Upbit Hit By $36M Solana Exploit, On Anniversary Of Its 2019 Hack Upbit’s latest hack comes six years after a 2019 breach that South Korea linked to North Korean hackers, who stole ETH now worth more than $1b"South Korea’s largest crypto exchange Upbit has revealed a hack worth about 54b won, or roughly $36m, on the Solana network and pledged to fully reimburse customers after tokens were siphoned to an unknown wallet early on Thursday.
Oh Kyung-seok, CEO of Dunamu, which operates Upbit, said the platform moved quickly to halt activity once it detected abnormal withdrawals. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/crypto-exchange-upbit-reports-36m-041439379.html
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At this point I wanted an opportunity to buy the dip but oh well.
well I got solid dip, but I do not like people saying things are good. If and when the correction ends ($101,000 does the trick) I will have some sense of relief. Til we get there things are merely meh at this time. I moved about .275 btc out of PayPal leaving a mere 0.032 coins in the account. Took a few days with many fuck you wait longer moves on the part of PayPal. this was the most dip I purchased in a few years. I'm the same as you. I bought for the first time in several years when I returned to WO on November 4th. I bought $60 and I've made a few more $60 purchases on the dip. For me, it's a marathon, we'll see how far I can get. But I'm very, very far from what I used to have, so far that I see it as unattainable.
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 Corrected names, and at the same time, I thought you would like to be able to click on the image you are viewing and have it take you to its page, so it's done! I have added a link to each image of the hat avatar in the slider. If you hover your mouse over it, you can click on the image. (Much better, right?) The Hat avatar images look perfect on the living room TV (huge and beautiful), on the desktop PC, on a tablet or on your smartphone. You will always see the hats moving; they never stop. https://www.wohats.com/
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 I have deployed an automated gallery of hat avatars. The display order is randomized and non-repeating. Each avatar is shown with the corresponding name beneath it. It's not that it's very useful, but it looks nice, or at least I think so. I enjoy glancing over and watching the hats slide by. (I am currently missing a few hats, perhaps only five or six, but they will be uploaded soon. Apologies for any minor grammatical errors when applying the names. I will check the final result once the set is complete.) https://www.wohats.com/
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https://www.blockchaincenter.net/en/bitcoin-rainbow-chart/Breaking $125,000 suggests entering unknown territory. $135,000 / $140,000? But if we look at the chart, it seems like the price should head here before a sharp correction, since in all cycles, we first touched the orange and red bands. (Don't pay too much attention to me; you know I've been out of the market for a while.)
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I appreciate your forward-thinking; it seems you're already covering tomorrow's headlines. We'll continue to monitor the 'manipulation' from the heights.
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https://www.wohats.com
I have incorporated two new gadgets: 1. Bitcoin Price: This is pulled directly from the Bitstamp API and is located halfway down the right sidebar, quite discreetly. 2. Fear and Greed Index Market Sentiment Counter: Also located on the right sidebar, but at the very bottom. It is referenced to the Alternative me API. I will leave it running for a few days, and if the market continues to perform well, I will leave it as a permanent fixture on the sidebar. I've made a small modification to the red bearish box.
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