I have created an algorithm that counts by one and hidden it in the block chain. As 4+4 = 8 and 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 8 as well, you can see that my algorithm is merely a compression technique equal to all potential numbers. As child pornography and copyright protected data are merely numbers, if you run Bitcoin you have accessed not only all known child porn ever created up to this date, but you have also accessed child porn that has not yet been created making you a futuristic time traveling pedophile as well as a serious pirate. As you also have compressed child porn that will never be created in this universe, you are a wanted pedophile through out the multiverse!!!