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1  Other / Off-topic / !!! My Insane Life Story !!! on: February 14, 2018, 02:13:30 AM
This is my story. The year was 2008 and I was in western Alaska near a small fishing village called Chignik. This is your typical fishing and trading town that sees a good amount of ice and snow. Granpapie built us a small cabin on some rocks overlooking the river that runs into the Alaskan Peninsula and I recall my years as a child playing and fishing on that river. We ran a small traders shop there and didn't seem to care what was going on with the rest of the world as we were happy. Earlier that year when Granpapie passed, maw went to find work in town and let me run the shop. You see in 2008 we also saw a historic snowfall that winter and when spring broke, boy that river ran wild. I recall that evening so vividly when my world turned 360 degrees. I was repairing my Sawbill castnet when I felt the whole cabin wobble and when I looked out the window I saw that the land was moving. Of course that wasn't possible so I ran outside and realized that it was the cabin that was moving. Water was gushing so rapidly it neared my knee already as soon as my door swung open. As I hopped out to the nearest rock ledge and turned back around, I saw my home was already 10 feet away. I stood there quietly watching everything I ever had, everything I knew drift away. I felt so empty inside. I died that day. You see our home was built by hand and had withstood the test of time. Mother nature had other plans though as I was later informed that the large snowfall had started to melt and large chucks of breakaways had blocked the river downstream. This caused the river to rise to unparalleled levels literally raising my home and then taking it downriver. I was devastated. We didn't have insurance as most villagers don't for homes they build on the land with our own hands. Maw, she took it very hard. We struggled and survived another year or two but Maw was so heartbroken she passed away after those two years. Unsure what I was going to do with my life, I recalled a movie I saw about Wallstreet. People were making money hand over fist from other people's money. It's crazy. That notion always excited me so I made my way south to New York and tried my hand at trading.

New York was something. It wasn't as cold as Alaska but it was a bitter cold, a lonely cold. I took most of the money I had left and started to trade after reading a few books. I did well at first actually. Made even a few thousand dollars. Learned all about charts, RSI, different indexes, trading news, etc. but like any rookie, you get greedy and get caught off guard. You see I didn't diversify. As every trader knows, if you don't, you will lose. Once I started to lose it seemed like every trade I made, the stock gods purposes were against me. My world came crashing down a second time, but this time it was due to my own undoing. I'm done trading now, that chapter of my life is over. I am a bit ashamed to say but I am homeless now. Your world changes when you become homeless. All the little things start to matter. Friends become family. You share almost everything you have. A concept I would have never considered when I was on top of the world. A while back I met an Asian man. He was in a situation even worse than mine. I took a photo of him and his sign in Chinese I believe. Told him no one's gonna give him any money. I don't know his name. He doesn't speak English so we use a "point" and "gesture" language. I name him Wei. Wei Tou Po because that's what we are. We were told ICO's are the new thing by a friend. "Startup your own cryptocurrency, rule the digital market." Wei and I collected our resource and got us cell service so we tether and learn about ICO's on my laptop. My last remnant of the working class world. It was such a hard decision to use the internet to learn a new skill instead of looking for beautiful women. We eventually learned the very bare basics of blockchain and coding in Solidity. Compiling our smart contracts and minting our own coin was a huge undertaking. So here we are, if you are still reading this story its now your story. You can help. Pickup a coin or two of ours. I don't know where it goes from here but if anything comes out of this, it will be a purchase of a nice used trailer home for us. Someplace warm. Someplace to call home.

Come check us out at https://www.broketoken.com/

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2  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Tokens (Altcoins) / Re: [ANN][ICO] BROKE - Worlds first hobo blockchain Token on: February 14, 2018, 02:04:23 AM
Well all we can promise is every dollar matters to us. We've made some poor choices in life, but at least we are upfront about everything we are doing. This token is our life at this point so it means much more to us that this succeeds than 99% of the people here as we don't have the option to fail. If you dont believe me, I'll have my jackass friend tell you.

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3  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Tokens (Altcoins) / Re: [ANN][ICO] BROKE - Worlds first hobo blockchain Token on: February 14, 2018, 01:37:57 AM
Yes! We got our first official token purchase. $21. OMG we just exceeded our minimum cap by $20. YES YES YES!!!
4  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Tokens (Altcoins) / Re: [ANN][ICO] BROKE - Worlds first hobo blockchain Token on: February 13, 2018, 05:16:28 AM
If this is for real send me some tokens to my address: 0x0190cCaD536EF847aF37192E6e2EA0B94EE750C9 
You sir are my first customer and will be getting a whopping 100 tokens. Yes that's right, someday it will be worth pennies! Congratz!
5  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Tokens (Altcoins) / Re: [ANN][ICO] BROKE - Worlds first hobo blockchain Token on: February 13, 2018, 04:32:21 AM
Actually this is not a joke. Well our life is a bit of joke but this here, this is serious stuff.
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6  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Tokens (Altcoins) / [ANN][ICO] BROKE - Worlds first hobo blockchain Token on: February 12, 2018, 03:04:20 AM
Join us for our ICO launch of :

** BROKE TOKEN **

https://www.broketoken.com


Yes thats right, another day another token launch. So why in the world would we create a broke token?
Well to be honest, I'm broke. Like literly only have a few days left with a roof over my head. I have maybe 2 months worth of cell phone service left and in between downloading as much porn as I could, I decided to learn about blockchain, APIs, Solidity, and basic Javascript so I could mash up a basic webpage together. I believe in a few months I'll prob have to whore for food. I reall really dont want to have to give BJs or handjobs so I can watch the news. Please take 2 minutes and hear me out.
Here is the whitepaper for anyone interested: https://www.broketoken.com/about
This is the world's first token for hobos. Two hobos in fact who are looking to buy a trailer home someday. Thats all we want.
To be realistic, there is a very good chance this token will eventually


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Thats right. I dont have cool status to post pictures so I'm gonna draw all of mine. Suck it.
Like I was saying, when we put this on the exchanges after the ICO ends, this thing really doesnt have much of a purpose. You can trade em! At the very least keep 1 in your wallet so when you hit rock bottom, you too will have 1 remaining token with the trade ticker BROKE!
The ICO will last a full month. I'm sure there will be alot of extra tokens lying around so instead of having some poor chinese dude translate this for 50 coins, I'm simply going to pass them out. Yes that right. If you happen to say something that catches my eye weather its very nice or a total troll, weather youre a dick or your totally chill and give the upmost spiritual, I'm gonna toss you a few coins to join the broke club. Just rememeber to leave your wallet address at the ICO page https://www.broketoken.com with your comments my friends and non-friends.



Who We Are
This company consist of 2. As I am CEO, my cohort Wei is the CTO. He doesn't speak English so I don't really know his name. I named him Wei Tou Po since thats exactly what we are. He's an asian with a mullet, yea seriously go check. https://www.broketoken.com/company First time I met Wei he was begging for money with a sign in chinese. I grabbed a photo of that on my cell and we've been 2 peas in a pod since. I love chinese food. This is as close a picture to Wei as I can draw.
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Roadmap
This token is being traded as closely to a penny as I could set it for. During the ICO I expect it to be closer to 4/5 of a cent as ethereum is wavering. Once we hit the exchanges in 1 month, we are likely going to hit 1 cent due to all the sheep who blindly invest in new listed coins. 6 months from now, prob a penny. A year from now? Nope still a penny.


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ICO Funds Usage
For starters I expect this to be anywhere between $25-32 at ICO close. If thats my reality, I will be using it for 3 blankets and hat for Wei, Eddie and I. Its been kinda cold lately. If for whatever reason investors mistake this for some other coin launch and we rake in 1k or more, I will be buying a really nice run down trailer home so we can get out of the rain and occasional snow. Then I can siphon cable off the neighbors and live the good life. Oh sweet baby jesus please confuse us with a real legitamate ICO token.

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7  Other / Beginners & Help / Re: Best ICOs on: January 28, 2018, 10:57:46 PM
What are the best 10 upcoming ICOs to invest in?

I have lost so much money investing in current trending coins that at this point I'm going to put a bunch of ICO names into a hat and draw one. i will let you know as soon as I pick your next best ICO.
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