I can generate a vanity address for you - no problem. BUT you do NOT want anyone to do this for you for the simple reason that if I, or anyone, generates the address for you then I/they will know your private key. It is really not that hard to do yourself. Just download the program and run it. I can help you with setup questions and a regular expression for the program if you want me to.
BTW I own a lot of cool addresses including
http://firstbits.com/1xyzzy If you know what that means then you are older than dirt (like me).
Allright, I may give the program another shot then. It would be great if I could have some assistance and I'd gladly tip you. I can't do it tonight though, I must sleep.
I had to google xyzzy, so I must confess my youth...