nice to hear but I am sure they have limits

Para Birimi     Market Komisyonu (%)   Para Yatırma   Para Çekme
Türk Lirası               0.2                             0             3.00 TRY
Bitcoin                    0.2                             0             0.0005
Ethereum                0.2                             0             0.01
Litecoin                   0.2                             0             0.001
Dogecoin                 0.2                             0             100.0
Dash                       0.2                             0             0.002
Bitcoin Gold             0.2                             0             0.01
USDT                      0.2                             0             2.0
 

Merhaba Arkadaşlar, sizlere yerli bir borsadan bahsedeceğim.



Arkadaşlar bu borsada bot yok. Güncel fiyattan alım satım garantisi veriyor. Kimseyi mağdur etmemek adına dürüstlük üzerine kurulmuş bir borsa. Müşteri Hizmetleri ve Canlı Destek asla robot değil. Verdiklere hizmete büyük özen gösteriyorlar.  Hesap onayında kimlik fotokopisi yok, online hesap onayıyla hızlıca onay yapabilirsiniz. Güvenliğe çok önem veriliyor. Komisyonlar ise KDV dahil binde 2. Para (TL) çekmek istediğinizde ise sadece 3 TL kesiliyor. Ayrıca diğer borsalar gibi sanal ofisleri yok. Seyrantepe'de gerçek bir ofisi var. Gidip görüşebilirsiniz. Yüksek miktarlarda alım veya satım yapacaksanız mutlaka kullanmak istediğiniz borsanın ofisine gidin. Görmediğiniz kimselere milyonlar emanet etmeyin. Bir borsayı kullanmadan önce şikayetvar sitesinden de incelemenizi yapın, mağdur olmayın.

Noone will send kyc to a newbie account

send some

Also Athens this weekend

You should pay taxes if you have earned money from bitcoin. Such as you bought it from 10k and sold it for 14k. You have earned 4k and it should be taxed. Nothing more

I have edited that one. Thank you

Is this topic not belong here? I created it on offtopic section but noone reads it there

pictures are added

We will be in Brussels next week for f2f!!

Nakit ile almak için. Ayrıca paribu ve btctürk ten yüksek miktarlarda btc alırsanız çok yüksek ücretler ödersiniz.

+2% ödeyerek nakit ile bitcoin alabilirsiniz. İsterseniz banka transferide yapabilirsiniz

telegram: t.me/djefess

Finding real seller is as hard as Finding Satoshi my friend

Brand new accounts are seen like high possiblity of scam in the forum. Dont expect anything realistic.

Dont transfer money abroad to buy btc. There are exchanges in Turkey. I can also assist you to buy btc with cash or bank transfer

Do it!

Lets have some fun  

-Where does an Eskimo keep his Bitcoins?
-In a cold wallet (thanks to Ann1989)

-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night

-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.


-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."

-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.

-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin

-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...

-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.

-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.

-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.

-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990

-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin

-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.

Source: https://upjoke.com/bitcoin-jokes

- I invested in crypto and now I'm a millionaire!
- I was a billionaire before.. (posted by Bitcoin_bullish)















above picture are from: https://cryptonews.com/exclusives/20-crypto-jokes-to-brighten-the-bear-run-2136.htm


picture above is from maxreish




Above three is from kryptqnick and he made these himself
















These 6 memes are posted by EdvinZ


NotATether got some jokes for you which he thinks will crack you up:

- What do you call a bitcoin player who died in a video game?
- Rekt.

- Where do bitcoin holders drive to after buying a Lambo?
- To the moon

- Why don't ICOs grow up?
- Because they keep exit scamming when they're little.

- What do you call a coin that keeps getting delisted?
- A DeGibyte.

- Why do people still take part in fake Ethereum giveaways?
- Because ethereum is just an anagram of here mute.

- Why are you supposed to use a hardware wallet?
- Because it's so hard to break.

- Why don't billionaires like bitcoin?
- They don't want you to see how much is in their wallet.

- Why was it necessary to mine the Genesis block?
- To make the mining difficulty higher for Klingons.

- Mt.Gox: We are closing down. We have lost 750,000 of our customers' bitcoins and around 100,000 of our own bitcoins.
- Customers: You just lost 7% of all the bitcoins!
- Mt.Gox:


Ponzi schemes when they want to steal your money:


Traders who bought bitcoin cash at $4000:


Bitcoin HODLers:




Whenever I enter the Bitcoin market during the bull run, somewhere... someone...




Please write your own jokes below

Actually, They never end. Scammers just pay money to promoters to add new people in their groups, scam them for 10-20$ and create a new group with another scam project. Seems like an endless business but If we hit spam and leave, Telegram deletes the group and this way we can save some of the users.

I was added in an exchange group once. Everything seemed legit but why would a legit exchange add me in a group. I find out that scammer was copying an exsisting exchange and selling an eth contract he has created.
Spam, Leave. Hoping that noone has fallen for that but it was very realistic.

I have written a few useful posts but I have only 1 merit. Someone liked one of them for sure but it wont be enough to rank up.