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-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night

-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."

-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.

-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin

-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...

-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.

-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.

-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.

-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990

-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin

-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.

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