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-Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm?
-Because it's Crypto-night

-Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
-Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
-Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
This one is updated thanks to leea-1334 :It is a famous "joke" made on Twitter by some crypto influencer called Ran NeuNer. I think he does a TV show. This is the original Tweet: https://twitter.com/cryptomanran/status/939165804809027585?lang=en And he made a right prediction after that for 10k BTC;)

-How do you eat a bitcoin?
-With a megabyte.

-How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin?
-Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.

-This new digital currency is bitc*in!
-Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin

-A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday
-Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?

-A Bitcoin trader walks into a bar
He walks up to the bar, orders a whiskey, pays the bartender one bitcoin and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be worth a million bucks!"
-The bartender pours him a glass of water and says, "By this time tomorrow it might be Scotch."

-When the sun sets every evening, Superman moves all his Bitcoin investments into a regular mutual fund.
-He tries to protect himself from Crypto night.

-Hey girl are you Bitcoin?
-Because you look like you’re about to crash and I’ll get screwed

-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
-I never pull out.

-What do you call a Bitcoin that lost weight?
-a lite coin

-Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
-Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...

-What do you call someone with no bitcoin?
-a bit poor.

-Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$.
-Sent via Internet Explorer.

-With all the money I made with Bitcoin I know exactly what I'm going to spend it on...
-...my internet bill.

-Tom Brady said he refuses to invest in bitcoin.
-Turns out he's afraid of inflation.

-Me: "Yea, I know man. I can't believe it's risen 1500%
-My professor stops writing on the chalkboard and turns around. "Nothing that raises 1500% that quickly is a good investment. I'm so tired of hearing about Bitcoin this Bitcoin that"
-Me: We were talking about the cost of College tuition since 1990

-Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin

-Why do hipsters have so much money?
-Because they bought bitcoin before it was popular

-If I had a penny for every crashing crypto,
-I would have a bitcoin.

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1 account is banned after sending 10 messages averagely. To send 1 million messages, 100,000 accounts should be created. It means 100,000 phone numbers are needed to register new telegram accounts. Also need proxies, servers etc. If anyone tells you that they can do cheaper, say goodbye to your btc, you will be scammed