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Other / Off-topic / Re: Am I a good artist?
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on: December 16, 2013, 11:31:59 PM
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Bit of an acquired taste
But not entirely displeasing to the eye
Overall not a bad effort
You know what? I'll concur with your assessment, for I'm not an artist, but my brother-in-law is. ~TMI BTCITW
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Other / Off-topic / A waitress asked for my autograph.
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on: December 16, 2013, 03:58:46 PM
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Yesterday morning I stopped at a cafe, oppose to the dinky service station available at that exit, for a cup of coffee for the road and to take a shit (apologies to the non-coffee drinkers ). I asked the pretty petite girl donning the usual metal, once only saved for earlobes, if they took Bitcoin. She replied no, but said she heard about it when I asked her. Then I told her who I was. Come to find out, she has visited BitcoinTalk, and her sister is a big Bitcoin fan, of which is probably a member here. She asked for my autograph, of which is going to be given to her sister as a Christmas present, having to now no longer worrying about what to give her. Soon, I'll be able to charge $400K USD for speaking fees, along with charging 1 BTC for lap dances at bridal showers. I've noticed more and more people staring at me in public now ever since Bitcoin started to enter the mainstream. I don't know what my future agent will be charging for commercials, but the first one I'll do free minus expenses since I'm a nice guy. I look forward to the girl that received my autograph as a Christmas present to post here and state how happy she was/is. ~TMI BTCITW
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Other / Off-topic / Re: Amazon drones, lol
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on: December 16, 2013, 04:33:56 AM
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What if there's a shitload of trees in your yard? Do they just bomb your house with the package?
Imagine a fleet of these things loaded with explosives and used by a foreign invader. "General did you order something from Amazon?" BOOM
In the future they should build one the size of a helicopter that can deliver generators and lawnmowers. lol
Military drones already exist and are already being used in battles and have very deadly impact on the world and in mind of many peoples Reality is much more frightening than you can imagine. http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/11/air-force-micro-aviary-drones/Somehow, I see this technology putting snipers outta business. Sight 10 enemy soldiers 3 miles out, and deploy 10 stinking insect drones.
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Other / Off-topic / My next door neighbor continually masturbates every 2-3 hours in my garden...
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on: December 16, 2013, 04:18:05 AM
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And he's doing my roses in. I have nothing against jacking off and am in fact pro-masturbation, but his fucking cum reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete milky schwag and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he jerks off from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet his coughing still gets in along with his smelly vile cum. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandmother who has hated me since I was a child. She even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind her grandson masturbating as long as I can't smell it or hear him coughing or ruin my roses. He also has a 1-2-year-old goat and often leaves it in the house whilst he goes outside to whack the monkey. I can hear the goat crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pink-tutu-wearing pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.
And who the fuck actually gets addicted to masturbation? I mean seriously.
Wut do? Please advise.
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Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: The Mega Thread that Feeds People in Need (1M72Sfpbz1BPpXFHz9m3CdqATR44Jvaydd)
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on: December 16, 2013, 02:44:10 AM
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Damn, Tirapon, I feel bad for not acknowledging your WONDERFUL transaction sooner. The only excuse I have, and it ain't a good one, is that I've been on this Road Trip and attended Inside Bitcoins in LV. Perhaps the pink tutu I was wearing to bring awareness to The Tutu Project was on too tight, cutting circulation to my brain. I will be adding [80] to the tally thanks again to another fine donation sent from you. Jason King might also have been busy the last few days, so I'm blasting him a PM to get his hairy ass over here and thank you, among others, for all the recent donations sent. If I were a God fearing man, I would say "God Bless!" ~TMI BTCITW
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Economy / Services / Re: Bitcoin 100: Developed Specifically for Non-Profits
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on: December 16, 2013, 02:04:46 AM
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I guess you deserve a raise for epicness. Make that 10 BTC from me to the Tutu Project. I'd consider more if they produced a special run of their Ballerina Book with a picture of Phinnaeus included [epic image of PG wearing a pink tutu]
You do realize that it was your initial post that caused me to do this, don't you? I truly need to know if you're serious about the 10 BTC donation (originally it was a 1 BTC pledge) before I send them an email. The only other thing I'm looking for is more pics of me in LV donning the pink tutu. I am aware of my contribution to epicness, yes And I am 100% serious about the 10 BTC pledge. With that, I will now pen an appropriate email to them, a second one they will receive since Rassah already sent them one once and received a reply. Thank you so kindly, qwk, for your wonderful pledge. As mentioned above, I have $40 USD worth to add to the $1,000 BTC endowment from Bitcoin 100 once they hopefully embed a Bitcoin donation option onto their website. I hope the pic of my in donning a pink tutu doesn't scare them off. Again, it was your post that caused me to wear the pink tutu to bring awareness to The Tutu Project. I even got interviewed for some TV show/news, but for the life of me, I ain't got a clue as to which one. There were two radio interviews, but Lets Talk Bitcoin with Stephanie is the only one I remember. ~Bruno Kucinskas a.k.a. TMI BTCITW
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Other / Off-topic / Re: Almost got laid last night, messed up BAD, please help...
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on: December 16, 2013, 01:53:21 AM
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In that case... I'd like to let you in on a little secret. Despite the fact that in movies and books, women seem to have no problem achieving orgasms (and fantastic, multiple ones at that), the truth is that many women have a great variety of problems when it comes to orgasms. Some women experience orgasms rarely or never. Most cannot climax simply through intercourse alone but need direct clitoral stimulation. If you are not used to the direct way in which I approach this topic, please excuse me, but I am always frank. It's the best way to communicate. On radio and television, I tell women to seek professional help if they are having difficulties reaching orgasm. In my private practice, the advice I give most often to women is that they have to be able to bring themselves to orgasm before they can expect to do so with a partner. (of course, if a woman has strong personal or religious beliefs against self stimulation, my advice to her is different). One therapeutic approach that I recommend frequently to women who would benefit from it, is the use of a vibrator. A vibrator used during masturbation can almost always give a woman an orgasm. That does not mean that fingers or running water or other methods don't work, only that vibrators are more effective. This is very useful, particularly for those just learning how to masturbate.
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