Thank you for your sacrifice Goose.

Jimbo good sir. I know its tough, but think of our families please. Telling the bad guys to fuck themselves nice and proper while posting Carolina memes and rocket pics is how you end a bull market. Telling hat wearing Bitcoin hodler cheerleaders to fuck off after years of telling them all good morning though will bring us true capitulation if Goose will post the pinto beans meal. You can always say you were kidding once the huge green dildo and epic volume comes. JJG has already made his sacrifice with a short post where he didnt use the word "seemingly" even one time. and we all know Searing is on the verge of capitulating the next big red dildo he sees. Roach is building his confidence and the next leg down he will surely talk to a girl after six years of silence. Its up to you, but Im afraid the bottom wont be in until you do this for us.


THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR JIMBO
 
BE THE ONE WE NEED

TELL THE BITCOIN CHEERLEADERS TO FUCK THEMSELVES

SAVE THE WORLD (our families)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC5Ma3SFogA


Edit: I see Goose was kind enough to help save our families and post a pic of inexpensive fast food with no gf present. Jimbo, its in your hands more than ever now.

Just capitulation getting much much closer is all. You still have your part to play Goose in this cosmic dance. A pic of you eating some Ramen noodles or a cold can of beans would do the trick. If you wanna end this bear market quickly then sacrifices must be made to the Gods of Capitulation. Jimbo earnestly and sincerely telling us all to go fuck ourselves would also really help. Our families are waiting in desperate need so please do the right thing sirs. JJG, thank you for setting a good example and making a sacrifice. Im sure it wasnt easy writing such a short and concise piece of life advice to Pirate Dip Twat, we all know he could have benefited from some instructions on incremental selling and buying strategies.

An idea for a movie script just came to me, inspired by probably real life events and situations of Roach. Perhaps someone with some writing talent could run with it, Im sure hollywood would love it and Shia Labeouf could really use a comeback role.

 Our antihero is a young Jewish boy nicknamed Roach. He goes to an all Jewish private school and falls in love with a young girl. After a brutal and humiliating rejection young Roach swears off women as retarded subhumans and begins to hate the Jews. Being a Jew himself is somewhat of a dilemma so he comes up with a theory that his evil parents stole him from a white family using typical Jewish tricks layed out in The Protocols. He then grows a bit older and finds his only solace in stacking silver and hanging out with the only group of people on Earth tolerant and kind enough to not ban him from their internet chat thread(Enter the Illustrious Wall Observer Bitcoiner Team with all the stars you know and love). Fast forward to the year 2022 set at the Wall Observer 100k party at Voodoo Lounge in Las Vegas. An older and even more bitter Roach, soul crushed by the crash of silver and all other PMs comes to the party via coin raised by our Wall Observer heroes. Everyone meets Roach and feels sorry for him and the poverty and sadness that he is living in and also quickly figures out that he is indeed Jewish. Everyone at the party except for Roach is very wealthy and they marvel at how someone could have been exposed to so much Bitcoin knowledge for so many years, but be so emotionally disturbed to not make the right choice and become a wealthy hodler. In a drunken stupor some Wall heroes decide to gather up some dust they had lying around and add it up into one trezor which they give to Roach. Roach is so overwhelmed at the generosity of people who he ranted at insanely for years that he vows then and there to be a better person. Now he has enough money to escape his Mcdonalds job and our antihero meets a Jewish girl on a online dating app. They fall in love and Roach dedicates his life to bringing peace and love to all the races and spreading the word of Bitcoin to precious metal bagholders. At the end of the movie will be a plot twist. Our antihero finds out his beautiful pregnant Jewish fiance was born a hermaphrodite. But that is a sequel and story for another day.

Prediction:
 In the next week we take one last nasty leg down (2350ish) followed by huge green dildo up with volume so epic no one can deny its the one true capitulation.

Checklist to make sure capitulation is complete:

1. Jimbo greets us but forgets or purposely neglects to say "Good Morning."

2. The ever ungrateful to the crypto gods and glass half empty Searing sells a huge chunk of coins for peanuts and
    continues to complain more about all the money he has than 99.9999 percent of people with a nice net worth.

2. JJG is at a loss for words and can only muster a few sentences.

3. MicGoosens will finally post a pic of eating inexpensive fast food, girlfriend will not be present in pic bc she is
    taking some time to herself to consider a possibly more secure future with a nocoiner. (no worries though
    goose, she will come to her senses once the dildo appears)

4. Roach in a huge burst of never felt before confidence will talk to a female for the first time in 6 years. For reasons
    unknown to science she will like Roach and he will have a real shot at losing virginity. He will get a
    phone number, but then when he does a reverse number lookup in the whitepages he will realize she has a Jewish
    last name and take another 6 years off from speaking to females.(he will never admit it happened, but the green
    dildo will confirm it)

Once this list is completed we will start the next bull run. The big surprise few will expect will be having another small bubble to 50k before the next halving and all the "crypto winter" dreamers thinking they have all of 2019 and much of 2020 to collect cheap coins will be left in the dust bin of crypto history.

Ill leave you with the late Waylon Jennings son's best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpiTOTgkHrI

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/picture-mutant-belgian-blue-bull-13673907

Mutated genetic freak "double muscle" bulls are coming for you shorters. Be afraid.

Hello Lady and Gents
 I havent posted on here since 2015 when my account The Doxing, was banned from posting. Some may remember when I revealed the identity of Lambie, our friendly FT journalist, who was a plague on this thread for too long. She fought it at first but once I started subtly dripping her personal info she realized I was for real and left never too return. I never released any of her personal emails. She is gone and that is what is important. I have been reading this thread daily since 2013 and became a long term hodler in 2014. Ive even read most of JJGs posts although some speedreading and skimming is required. Im still hodling strong over half the coins i started with and happy to see Lambie doesnt plague these forums any more. The most recent dumpfest was more ridiculous imo than the Jan 2015 one so it felt like a good time to drop in and say hello after many years. Despite the rivers of blood, the carnage and the despair we have seen lately, at least NLC isnt flooding us with disgusting porn. Oh yeah and since I havent posted in so long, Ill think Ill call bottom while Im here, a little prediction never hurt anyone. I doubt Ill be back to post again for a long time but Ill be reading and enjoying everyones comments, even Roach who I believe is an undercover permabull of Jewish descent