Ladies and Gentlemen...

In honor of;

GameStop death to shorts Fire
Strikes launch @JackMallers
Get’n paid in btc @RussellOkung
Bitcoin 4 Corps @michael_saylor
Miami bitcoin @FrancisSuarez
 
Estonia and Colombia #bitcoin BTC
And the plebs around the world

Friday, Jan. 29, 12pm UTC

LMAO changing the decimal place doesn't make supply any less finite.... what a gug

How can I get my creditor number? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

*COINLAB SAYS AGREEMENT SUBJECT TO CREDITOR ACCEPTANCE
*CREDITORS CAN CLAIM 90% OF BITCOIN THEY ARE OWED FROM MT. GOX
*COINLAB REACHES DEAL WITH MT. GOX CREDITORS OVER BITCOIN CLAIMS

story to follow

The Siberian city of Norilsk is best known as the home of mining giant MMC Norilsk Nickel PJSC.  With a population of 180,000, it’s one of the biggest human settlements beyond the Polar Circle and only reachable by plane or boat. The city may soon be famous for a different type of mining though — it now hosts the Arctic’s first crypto farm for producing new Bitcoins. BitCluster, the facility’s Russian owner, is already planning an expansion after starting operations late last year.

The unprecedented demand for crypto, coupled with limited liquidity, presents challenges to our ability to support BUY orders over the weekend.

Anchorage is pleased to announce that the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) has provided conditional approval to our application for a national trust charter, which makes Anchorage Digital Bank National Association, the first federally chartered digital asset bank in history. This is a major milestone, not only for us as an organization, but also for the crypto industry and the wider financial world. Crypto deserves a bank, and we are immensely proud of being approved as the one to set the standard.

The U.K. is planning a “a staged and proportionate approach” to new crypto asset developments, taking a focus in the paper on stablecoins – cryptocurrencies that generally aim to have a stable value by being backed by assets such as the U.S. dollar.

“[T]he landscape is changing rapidly. So-called stablecoins could pave the way for faster, cheaper payments, making it easier for people to pay for things or store their money. There is also increasing evidence that [distributed ledger technology] could have significant benefits for capital markets, potentially fundamentally changing the way they operate,” said John Glen M.P., the Treasury’s economic secretary, said in the paper’s introduction.

As of the time of writing, products such as the Grayscale Bitcoin Trust and the Grayscale Digital Large Cap Fund Trust are all available for new investors, although the Grayscale Ethereum Trust remains unavailable. The Grayscale XRP Trust is inactive, and will likely remain so.

The FBI has announced this individual is being sought for the murder of the police officer.  You can see him holding the fire extinguisher.
Some people have suggested that CFD means Chicago Fire Department.   I don’t know about that.

What's this? No one has posted the dude-jumping-out-window gif yet.

(....for the billionth time)

PREDICTION

$100k-$115k top somewhere between 20-30th of february