Try what again?
I've tried the methods I described a couple times each to no avail, if thats what you mean.

Im located in the U.S.
It isn't a requirement that I use a virtual card but I have one on hand and it's a real hassle for me to get my hands on a money order or anything else other than a prepaid card, so I was hoping there would be a way I could get bitcoins with a prepaid card.
I just looked up bitcoins4cash and it seems like you have to send cash to them in the mail to receive bitcoins. I could do that but it doesn't seem very practical for me as the wait time is probably days.

I've tried numerous ways of buying bitcoins but none of them seem to work. I tried using paypal through virwox but it didn't go through because my account on paypal is unverified, I tried using moneybookers through virwox aswell but my prepaid card wouldn't accept the transaction from them (i have an american express prepaid card). I also tried a few other sites but nothing worked. Any advice?

I just recently found out about bitcoins and using them as an alternative currency, and from the information I've gathered I think this is something I would like to be a part of. I'm not sure how to go about getting some however. I tried Bitfunnel (which would have only given me a very small amount anyway) but the transaction didn't go through. I was wondering if there was a way to get bitcoins without selling things or using paypal, perhaps by getting prepaid credit cards and buying bitcoins with those? All the information I read about getting bitcoins seemed so convoluted and didn't make much sense, I apologize in advance if this question is too trivial or is answered elsewhere on this forum.