Put it in Primedice and pray to Saint Satoshi.

If I was a girl I Would post pics of myself naked for BTC, its that fucking easy if you have a good body.
Meanwhile as a man I have no fucking other ways to own BTC beyond risking my hard earned fiat money. T...thank you bitcoin.

Just sold my house, car and pets to buy more BTC from weako ass hands. Thank you OP 

Bitcoin will never hold because Bitcoin will always go up until about 2140, by then the perfect stability it will have will be irrelevant to all of us :p

You, sir, won the game.

An insanely big ass bucket of cocacola with ice along with a big mac fried chiken and who the fuck knows what else. My stomatch hurts but it tasted nice and goood 

What the hell is chip tuning?

Dumb people that are only in for speculation purposes leave when they panick, they do not understand the revolution.

No fucking what, these guys are just FUDDING trying to get cheap coinos.

 Site still down for me, fucking no life aspies.

Did you celebrate newbie too? 

Theres no free will no god and no afterlife.

Wrong, Bitcoin is perfectly fine as it is.

Not believing in imaginary friends.

4 hours and 33 minutes.

WOw, enjoying that live mining action 

It's pretty simple, you should watch one of these youtube introductory videos imo.

Paypal is not a currency so judging from there, the question is imo incorrect.

We need more teens in the BTC world, they are the first generation of young people using the internet, the future users of BTC.

Nice article, its always nice to put things into perspective. We all gonna make it brahs.