Just looked up this KLYE character. He appears to be quite the piece of work.
Seems he's shoved sparklers in his ass and gambled away some IPO porno venture.

BTC certainly brings the weirdo's out of the woodworks it seems.
I almost feel sorry for the guy.

Whoever drawing these things must suffer from severe mental health issues..

I applaud the art anyways. 

I made .039 on the free stellare given out.. Not bad for doing fook all.

Sell em here: https://justcoin.com For way more than OP is offering.

Not to say I don't have faith in BTC.. But I don't think we will ever see numbers that high.
It could very well happen.. I just don't see it happening in our lifetimes.

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^ Vod is commander and chief of enforcing this from what I have seen. I think he's an asset.

Tittiecoin from what i have read is fucking garbage.

Its dangerous to point at your eyes... But the laser radiation won't do shit to you unless its prolonged exposure..

But as stated above we would like a time-stamped picture with proof you actaully own this device as well as an escrow.

-Sir Bitcoin

OOh! I got it. Thanks all.

Are you actually a pirate?

Great! I've been using code academy and so far the website is great!
Although I am stuck on the stupid orange price part.. :/

The lesson is seen below (sorry for terrible formatting)

Don't Repeat Yourself (D.R.Y)
The D.R.Y. principle is really important in programming. No repeating!

Any time you find yourself typing the same thing, but modifying only one small part, you can probably use a function.

The 'small part' that you find yourself modifying will be the parameter. And the part that you keep repeating will be the code in the reusable block - the code inside { }.

Instructions
You are a creature of habit. Every week you buy 5 oranges. But orange prices keep changing!

You want to declare a function that calculates the cost of buying 5 oranges.
You then want to calculate the cost of the 5 all together.
Write a function that does this called orangeCost().
It should take a parameter that is the cost of an orange, and multiply it by 5.
It should log the result of the multiplication to the console.
Call the function where oranges each cost 5 dollars.
?
Hint
What is the one bit of input that changes each time? It would be the price. So give your parameter the name price. And when you call your function, put in a number for the price to see how much 5 oranges cost!

Now. What I have coded looks like this:

var orangeCost = function(price){
    console.log(price*5)
};
   orangeCost = 5


I am stumped. :/

Thank you very much.

The title says it all. I have many great ideas to do with crypto in general but lack the ability at the moment to code them how I would like.

Can anyone point me in the direction of a good tutorial for beginners so I can start to learn how to code?

Why is Poloniex not listed here..?

All hail the great Baphomet

That is unfortunate. Maybe they just haven't processed it yet?

I had a friend of mine lose his buying and selling priviledges on bitsetamp for no apparant reason..

Shame they are going down hill like this

Very interesting.. Although the sum of 2400 BTC seems very very high..

Do you plan on developing your own chips? Who do you have on board development wise for ASIC chips and PCB design?

Please don't make any more altcoins.

We have enough useless shitty altcoins..

The ones that offer something new (like HUC) are dwarfed by pump and dump fad coins..

Don't make new coins. please.