Magic quotes are like your post; they should never have existed in the first place.

Well when you put it like that I now realise the error of my ways.

I merely have too much time on my hands. If I wasn't hell bent on destruction I wouldn't have time to see the constant stream of innovative new pyramid schemes, infantile political diatribe, incompetence, greed and dishonesty.

Hear that? It's the sound of your confirmation bias echoing off the padded walls of these forums.

Very misleading.

You missed one...

4) Some people who were interested in Bitcoin have seen it attract crowds of gullible fucking lunatics who queue up to be scammed again and again and again. They tried pointing out the stupidity, wishful thinking and maybe even predicted some of the incessant chain of cluster-fucks that more-or-less defines the "bitcoin ecosystem". About the only thing left to do is try and get a laugh out of it.

You seem to be proposing a bitcoin owners club. Certainly a good idea if all you want is a positive energy echo chamber.

The board has been full of scammers and lunatics long before SA started trolling it. What do you think attracted them in the first place?

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Knock yourself out.

Alternatively, you could just ask what my mission is.

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WHY YOU WANT QUESTION OFFICIAL VERSION OF WHAT HAPPEN? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS DISPLAYED ON YOUR TV? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX OR BILDERBERG GROUP! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH DICK CHENEY, TRADE STORIES OF MANY COVER STORIES DESIGNED AND SCHOOL FOR PSYOPS!

OR MAYBE YOU DO NOT DO THIS. PROBABLY IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER DESIGN GOOD COVER STORY IN WHOLE LIFE. YOU LOOK AT FINE OFFICIAL VERSION, YOU THINK IT NEED CRAZY SHIT STICK ON ALL SIDES OF STORY. YOU HAVE DISEASE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST, CHANGE THING THAT IS FINE FOR NO REASON EXCEPT TO LOOK DIFFERENT. YOU PUT THERMITE IN STEELWORK ON ONE SIDE OF STORY, YOU PUT PREFABRICATED (PROBABLY IN CHINESE SLAVE FACTORY SINCE AMERICA MAKE NO THINGS OF ITS OWN) COMPUTER GRAPHICS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF STORY. MAYBE YOU PUT SEX DILDO ON YOUR DVD PLAYER TO FUCK YOURSELF IN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING SHAMEFUL TRAVESTY OF STORY OF KEAN COMMISSION, NO?


STORY IS FINE. YOU FUCK IT, IT ONLY GET LESS BELIEVABLE AND YOU STILL NO CONVINCE ANYONE. GO TO LIBRARY, PRACTICE WITH READING MANY BOOKS OF SUPERIOR QUALITY TO THOSE OF AYN RAND. THEN YOU NOT NEED DUMB SHIT ON YOUR STORY.

My latest free energy device is 501% efficient. Yours sucks.

And the reason is that gullibility and greed are never in short supply. Which end of the pyramid you find yourself on determines whether you're a sociopath or a fucking moron.

And the unofficial purpose depends on which medication you've forgotten to take, the type of solvent being abused and/or the thickness of tinfoil in your hat.

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Ok then, what I would do is scrape these forums and analyse them for (and I'm being very simplistic here) happy/optimistic words vs. downbeat/pessimistic/red-flag words and trade based on those sentiments.

You'll need some method of discerning and excluding false signals injected by the masonic professional veteran trolls from somethingwaffle.com

The most effective strategy seems to be to offer something in return for bitcoins and then disappear without trace. You may be able to gain some marketplace advantage if you can come up with an innovative new twist on this basic mode of operation.

If you had stopped at "... in it to scam the newcomers"  then I wouldn't be chuckling to myself right now.

Either way it isn't at all ridiculous; it's entirely predictable – it's the invisible hand of the free-market at work.

You won't get one; all you'll ever get is elitist hyperbole - more often than not from someone who read it somewhere else.

The use of English on this forum is somewhat analogous. The language does not itself necessitate the production of incomprehensible drivel, but it certainly allows it.