ninety seven hundred bucks

Steepen the curve!
Halve the emission rate!
Increase the R rate!
Spread the word!

https://twitter.com/J0E007/status/1258337347378335745?s=20


joe's off

wtf 'hi everyone' it's like the pr gal's one chance at fame is because some charlatan ripped off some academics
anyway the uni's looking at his shitfuckery

https://twitter.com/alistairmilne/status/1258268911780405249?s=20


Gents, will yo please stop buying corns. There's just not going to be enough to go round.

Really sorry to hear that fucken guy went off with your money, Raja
Hope it turns round, that's a lot of money.

Guards - Thursday Bulletin

All Members.

DAFFODIL POEM (Covid Style)

I wondered lonely as a cloud
Two metres from the madding crowd.
When all at once my name was called
To enter Waitrose's hallowed hall.

This was the pensioners’ special hour.
I'd gone to get a bag of flour,
But I forgot, when through the door,
What I had gone to Waitrose for.

The Waitrose staff are extra kind.
I told them it had slipped my mind.
They asked what else I had forgot -
They clearly thought I'd lost the plot!

I phoned my wife again to ask;
She reminded me of this one task:
"I need some flour to bake a cake
with all that cream you made me take"

"Ah yes,” I said.  I had to lie.
I dared not ask what flower to buy,
But then I saw them next the tills -
A host of golden daffodils!


Where do you get them from Stuart?

Keep safe and take advantage of this fine spell of sunny weather.

 Hon Sec

That's all very well and fascinating but sir, you need a hat.

8 - Last of the V8s

also, wow thanks

no. fuck all that nonsense
the letter you want is BTC

Keep buying in fellas, all aboard!
Don't get left behind on the train tracks

ok multo multo boringo:

you may have noticed the halving is upon us
to celebrate, the otherwise pretty good nowadays @BitcoinMagazine is putting on the ritz with lots of wimminz in lightning network and other people in bitcoin


yay right?
no sorry, no yay, because that cobo wallet that is sponsoring this wonkfest is even shittier than all your shitty hardware wallets (and coldcards which of course aren't as shit) put together.


 indeed a thread follows with agreement from some other wonks that cobo is not to be taken seriously

The moral is: don't trust new hardware wallets, even if they sponsor seemingly respectable media. and #dyor

Yep.

quite hard to see but this soy sauce has almost all dried up and solidified.
just add water and should be fine, right?

yeah sod off