Dear god spare us all. At least attempt to hide it's a scam.

Bitcoins only I'm afraid.

Oh dear, there must be some sort of delay. I don't seem to of received the 3.33 BTC from you yet?

I mean this is such a genuine transaction; no way in the world it could be a scam or anything.

Oh no please, you first, I insist. Would be much more professional.

Here, allow me to give you my address: 167YwpqqndLx2PRXAB7mH5Xg3JX3tdKZ6u

I await eagerly by my client in the receive tab. 

So let me get this straight. I send you 1BTC and you give me $30?

Sounds good to me. I'll have the $30 in Bitcoins please. So you send me 3.33 BTC and I'll send you my free 1BTC. 

Clicked your link and got a free affiliate cookie! 

This is rather vague. What sort of time scale we talking here?

Why you using a bitcoin forum then?