How about all the newbs who chime in, "I got $XXX,XXX to buy miners, is it profitable?"

God I just want to slap these idiots... you supposedly got thousands of dollars to invest and the best plan you come up with is to ask a bunch of anonymous, sarcastic technophiles what to do?? 

Plus, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, not even notfuzzy! 

Nice try there, phil. I figured it'd be a PITA, didn't think it'd be DOA... 

Current 5Nd ramp for the pool is just under 3 days.  So after 3 days you'll see full payment per block when they hit.

Mine on!! 

S9 thread is here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1493601.0
Do a search for CFM in there and I'm sure you'll get more than you wanted!

Didn't notice all the data regarding this already in the S9 thread?

Here's just the light source for the EUV - my buddy works for Cymer and installs these around the world, lucky sot!

https://www.cymer.com/euv-source/hvm-i   (crap, I see that link is dead, but look around and you'll find it...!)

It all runs under HiVac, and is a couple meters tall...!  Damn that looks like fun to me!!!

For Bitcoin the choices are limited: Bitmain and Canaan are pretty much the only game in town unless you got mega$$ in which case a Bitfury container might be applicable.

-oh right, good call Hagss, Ebang too.

Look at the long green on the stats!!  It's a Blocktacular!! 

Oh yeah, once again the smooth block cracking taste of King cobramining! Starting off hump day right with our first block of Block Wednesday!
That's another one while Carl's out, it seems to be working!!  

Yo NotFuzzy, shhhhh... don't be giving out sound advice. The op, and all wide-eyed naive wannabe god's gift to mining, should totally wait for the 7nm node to hit the mining hardware segment. Hell, you'd be a fool to buy in at 7nm, really, when the 4nm node will be right behind it and just think, at least 0.001J/G or 1W per THs.
You're a complete idiot for buying any current gear with THAT coming down the pike any day now!
No, really!

Well the easy way is you disconnect the power and i/o cables to the hash boards, power up the controller which powers the fans. The fans will run, though slowly since the temp sensors will show nothing, and run like that until you're confident you can power up the hash boards. Once you feel enough time has elapsed, power down. Reconnect the power and i/o to the hash boards and crank them back up.
What's that? You got more than a handful of miners?? And this may happen at any random time?? 
Don't know about that, still think way inside your container and inside the miners themselves there won't be any condensation of concern when powering up after any long down time. I'd think most moisture would be on outside surfaces, both container and miners.
But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. 

Well that makes no sense since payments of any size can go into any valid btc address.  Sounds like an online wallet (read you don't own it if you don't control the private key) and you should steer well clear.
I generate my addresses offline and have them printed out for backup and archiving.  Then I use mycelium on android for its security and ease of importing keys. 
HTH

Because "we" are not idiots.  Prove us all wrong by buying one or more of these unobtainium based units and report back laughing at all us morons who didn't buy in... 

Bad control board? Not as likely as hash board problem.  Is it fixable? Possibly, contact bitmainwarranty.com  (soon to be myrig) and ask.

How do the internals of your miners get below the dew point of the air they're in? Might not be a scenario that's actually possible.

Schweet, a three-fer Tuesday!  Mine on!! 

Yes

Wow, that went as fast as any sale from brand "B"! Right on phil for accepting the inevitable PITA coming for the good of the btc commnity.

Indeed it is the ramp up from 48 to 53. Current pool hash has the 5Nd time at 2 days 17 hours. Mine on!

Block party weekend!!