I'm impatient. I bought a CV1 for $1500 off ebay then low and behold my original preorder from Occulus showed up this week without warning. Don't need two rifts, don't have four eyes. If you live within a 100 mile radius of Oceanside CA I'll come meet you anytime today as I have work off otherwise I can ship it wherever you want granted you cover shipping (USPS 2 Day shipping insured is ~$30 in Western US) and pay with Bitcoin. Not paypal, never paypal. I hate paypal and ebay for their anti-seller policies but I do have an old ebay account: (http://www.ebay.com/usr/justaguywholikesgames) with plenty of feedback (check the bio for proof its me) and I can provide further picture proofs of the rift and all that jazz upon request. It hasn't been opened, you get the Eve Valkyrie founders code along with the other game codes which are in the box and you can have my reservation in line for touch controls when (if) those start shipping later this year. The HTC Vive i'm selling on behalf of my buddy, it has been used for a few hours, not for VR porn we promise, and comes with everything in the original box minus the included games as they've been redeemed.  Hopefully theres a lurking VR / Cryptocurrency nut here, I can't be the only one it seems like they would be common interests.

Unopened Occulus Rift CV1: [$1200] (http://imgur.com/a/9I1LO)
Used HTC Vive: [$1725]
EVGA GTX 780 Superclocked 3GB w/ ACX: [$210] (still 1 year left on warranty)

I'm new here obviously but 'll update the picture proofs when I get home currently they all have my reddit username.