To Mr Trump we the British cannot give you a state visit because you have not killed anyone ..
See we British only give state visits to people who murder their own peoples or cause civil wars..
Example for a state visit below..You will be invited to the UK if you have done the following..
Blow up your neighbours.
Kill loads of your own peasants .
Chop off hands for stealing ..
Hang people for saying anything wrong that insults you..
Throw media in prisons ..
Throw lawyers in jail for reporting anything against you..
Anyone who insults you because your the leader Mr Trump you need to kill them ..
Like this chap who insults you all the time ..
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e4vFMJmBIc30 Sep 2017 - Uploaded by Saturday Night Live..
I mean would the people of China Saudi Arabs kim jong un and many other nation around this globe ..
Would they take the piss out of their leaders and get away with it?..
SO in order to get a state visit Mr TRUMP you need to kill many many people and the best ones we like you to kill is your own ..OUR QUEEN loves it
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Kill loads of your own and our QUEEN will give you a MEDAL ..
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So i suggest start killing your own peoples then a state visit will be on the cards..
OH how the NEWS will love you so much..
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