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网友快评: 除了证明你妈是你妈,你还要证明啥?
April 08, 2015, 11:07:05 AM
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2008年春晚黄宏,就是那个最近被传出事了的黄宏,有一个小品,叫《开锁》,讲的是一个自己无法证明自己的故事。那只是小品,但现实比小品更加麻烦。这不,连《人民日报》都看不下去了,吐槽奇葩证明,请开具证明证实你妈是你妈。“幸亏这位先生被要求提供证明我妈是我妈的证明。而不是提供我爸是我爸的这类也许有故事证明。”四川网友“紫藤”脑洞很大,要是江苏网友“窒息梦”看到这个帖子不知作何感想,因为他就是“要求证明我爸是我爸……”
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还有多少证明需要社区公章 [保存到相册]
门难进,脸难看,事难办,是政府办事的三大难问题,政府服务改革多时,这些问题依然存在,《人民日报》只是起了一个头,搜狐网友是决不会放过这个大好机会,吐槽一下自己遭遇到奇葩证明。河北网友“大宝贝的小宝贝”称“去年在工商局办事,局长拿着我的身份证问我:谁能证明这身份证是你的?我的汗啊” 搜狐网友7887381就建议这位网友“那你为啥不问他,你怎么证明自己就是局长?名字相同相貌相似就是本人吗?虽然你坐在局长位置上,按照你的逻辑,你连问我的资格都没有。”确实,这年头临时工太多,万一今天办的事情明天被证明是临时工干的,无效,那多不好啊。
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自己的事情有时候忍忍也就算了,但是遇到孩子的事情,父母却是一肚子气也不敢撒出来。“有我和儿子的户口簿,有儿子的出生证明,有儿子的独生子女证明,有准生证明,有结婚证,我转户口时随迁的是我儿子,但办证大厅的一位女警察还是要我回老家开证明是我的亲生儿子。”广东网友“爱吃鱼”帖子饱含辛酸啊,北京网友“心不痛才怪”同样是因为孩子的事情,“遇到过给孩子转户口,要开‘无犯罪记录证明’,NM的,孩子还不到一岁,想犯罪也难啊!!!奇葩”遇到这种奇葩证明,也如同这位网友的网名一样,心不痛才怪。
河南网友“泣幽鬼”则点名道姓地批评了郑州金水区街道办事处,称“在郑州金水区街道办事处换办理独生子女证,带了身份证、户口薄、医保卡、以前的独生子女证,办事员居然说不能证明我是我自己,必须要社区开个证明。当时我就想社区怎么能证明我就是我呢?”甘肃网友“一朵倔强的太阳”也称“有些证明 是无效证明 ,我去补办的身份证,人家要我单位证明,户口本,我个大活人在面前都不信,那身份证能证明什么???全国人民身份证做什么???”难怪山西网友“瑾夏”喟叹“我自己都证明不了我是谁。”
当然有些证明证明不了什么东西,因为花钱能买到的证明不是证明,只是商品而已。广东网友“小疯狂”就花钱买过证明,“证明没有犯过罪,跑了无数次,最后塞了500块钱红包才证明没犯过罪。叹息!~用犯罪方法证明没犯罪。”要用犯罪的方法证明没有犯罪,小编也是醉了。湖南网友“距离感”也说“我也有类似的情况:在南京坐飞机,因孩子17岁,没有身份证,但有户口本,机场要求提供证明,问何处可开,答:机场治安办,负责人问孩子要求孩子证明自己是自己,最后交了40元,放行。”原来要想拥有自己的孩子只需40元啊,这个价钱不太高啊,也难怪这位网友的心与政府有“距离感”。湖南网友“罂粟”吐槽说“未犯罪证,未婚证,未生育证,普通话证之类的证明就是中国特色,世界级的奇葩!估计还会有男性证,女性证,胖子证,身高证,体重证,非神经病人证,非艾滋病人证,非坏人证......”
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