His lower teeth are moving?
Man, your chirps just crack me up... I would spend a month in a cave with you and not be bored for a day.
....That is, if I can chew on the same things, you are smoking.... that would make it even more funny. {Thinking of the movie "Up in Smoke"}
Back to the topic... Nope... it will not work, the closest we ever got to that was the "Euro" and it's failing spectacularly in most smaller countries within the Euro zone.