An Ode to Online Wallets

So I called up the banker
"Please bring me my coin!"
He said, "We haven't had that money here since 1969"
And still those Bitcoins are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Wallet California
Such a scammy place (Such a scammy place)
Such a lovely facade
The coins are still stuck at the Wallet California
What a bad surprise (What a bad surprise)
They've got alibis

Richdom without ceiling
A life of wealth in our eyes
And she said, "We are all just victims here of our own device"
And in the pirate's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their wordy knives
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Searching for a backdoor
I had to find a transaction back
To the place the coins were before
"Relax", said the con man
"We are programmed to receive
You can checkout any coins you like
But they can never leave"