Wanted: UNO (unobtanium) - I have for sale games, electronics, etc + Services

I am having a clear-out so am selling some stuff off. I really love the UNO currency so I am selling stuff, FOR UNO! UNO only!

Here are the items I am offering, categorized. The prices include shipping within the UK outside of the UK let me know and I will check. Feel free to escrow but I do not know who offers escrow services for UNO? For the larger items if you are based in the UK I am happy to let you view the item and transfer the UNO from a laptop to my wallet there and then. Based in the NGXX postcode area.

Mining Stuff
1. Antminer U3 - 25 UNO
5. Spare antminer fan taken from an S3 which I scavenged for parts 7 UNO

Electronics
1. Teac V-1050 Tape Deck - Works well - 30UNO
2. Sanyo RD-XM1 Microcassette deck - 100UNO
3. Super-8 Projector - Silent (I have a few of these for my own developed movies, but selling one off) Recently had a new lamp - 50UNO
4. Vintage Panasonic record player with cassette deck (the cassette deck is temperamental) comes with speakers (this is collection only or shipping which is expensive) - 10 UNO (not including shipping for this one, you can arrange your own courier if you like with fiat.

Computing Equipment:
1. Medion Desktop PC - Intel Core Quad with 1TB HDD and 4GB of RAM - Windows 7 (includes shipping) I have used this machine as a server but recently upgraded my hardware. Comes with keyboard and mouse, the keyboard can be a bit temperamental. Has DVI and HDMI output - 150 UNO
2. Toshiba Laptop - 3GB Ram - core2duo, basic laptop for office tasks - Windows 7 - 50UNO Battery holds a good charge as was replaced at some point last year, comes with PSU

Games and Consoles:
1. Resident Evil Revelations PS3 (I have two copies of this one I am keeping) 5 UNO
2. Time splitters 2 PS2 - 3 UNO
3. PlayStation One - SCPH 1001 - 15UNO comes with controller but no AV cable
4. PlayStation 4 20th Anniversary console, No 00794 out of 12000 (I have two, one I use, BOXED but opened) 3000 UNO (seems high price, but those consoles are rarer than hen's teeth! I have one set up which I use, will be almost as unobtanium as unobtanium!
5. Call of Duty MW3 - 5UNO

I also offer services which I sometimes do on a freelance basis. Payment can be completed after services have been rendered in the case of services.

1. Transferring cassette tapes, or reel to reel tapes to digital format - 2UNO per tape including return postage 1UNO can be knocked off if you only want the digital files returned electronically. (Much cheaper than market rates with current UNO market price, but hey, uno is cool)

2. Tarot reading over the phone or skype or email with questions - I am happy to do these for 1 UNO each or 0.5 UNO for an email reading. I would be happy to put you in touch with former clients before a reading if you prefer however payment can be completed after the reading. As quality of readings can very between people and sometimes nothing can come through for a particular person, payment is always best done AFTER readings and not before with any medium.

3. Transferring super-8 films to digital (my set up to do this is optical based and is not a telecine scanner so quality will not be as good as comparable (but also much more expensive) services. Projectors are kept clean and maintained - 1 UNO per completed 3 minute reel and return shipping which can be paid in another currency if you do not wish to part with any more uno. If your grandma has unviewable super 8 films in her loft this is a way to get them cheaply transferred. Payment is after completion when a sample is sent.

4. Article writing of any kind - I am willing to give time to write articles, 1UNO per 2500 words, payment after delivery of finished work to ensure you happy with it.

Hopefully there is something here someone is interested in. For UNO only please! If anyone wishes to escrow with a moderator here or if any escrow services exist for UNO I am happy to accept that in the case of goods.

Thanks for looking.

Jacob